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Sam 🇳🇿🇨🇦
@mushious.bsky.social
Just a fun guy.
Bring back flash sales. The summer sales haven't been interesting in over a decade.
June 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
You watch the Wes Anderson film.
June 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The void appreciates your contribution.
May 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Tape the first ticket to the last and let the scrolling begin.
April 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
April 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Next they'll tell you that they won't cover damage to the house because it too, is made of wood.
April 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
What crapshoot excuse did they use? "Sorry you didn't pay for the extra TornadoWatch365 bad weather protection"?
April 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Time to start your pub life.
March 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Remove the "asshole" part and you'll have it.
March 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Most of the stuff posted on r/millennials stinks of genX, this included.
March 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Whenever I see her, I hear Alvin the Chipmunk.
March 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM