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Museum Wanderer
@museum-wanderer.bsky.social
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Cats, film photography, cyanotype, digital collage, nonsense. Gen X. She/her.

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If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
A large black hardcover book with gold lettering: “THE MORE THAN COMPLETE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE DOUGLAS ADAMS COMPLETE AND UNABRIDGED”
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I don’t have a problem! I can quit anytime I want to!
A graphic from YouTube unwrapped “Taskmaster Top 0.4% of viewers You watched 255 of their videos this year —that's dedication”
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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toof
Sleeping black cat with her mouth little bit open, showing a tiny toof.
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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The White Squirrel thinks you’re awesome.
An albino squirrel
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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A bloodcurdling howl…
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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#caturday
A black cat lounging on a pillow on an unmade bed. The sheets are white with a black bat print, and the cat’s extended paws are bathed in sunlight.
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Saw The White Squirrel near work today. He (?) came right up to me - people must be feeding him. Hope he continues to do ok.
An albino squirrel, with some schmutz on his (?) nose.
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Mircalla says “good morning” or maybe “fuck off,” it’s hard to tell.
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Guess it’s time for these guys to be moving on…
Two rotting jack o’lanterns, eerily channeling my own horror at the state of the world with wordless screams.
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Ok, one more. Don’t look it up just trust me.
Your muted words harvest in text & tags Expires in 7 days
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Self care takes many forms.
Your muted words lizza in text & tags Expires in 7 days rfk in text & tags Expires in 7 days nuzzi in text & tags Expires in 7 days
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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I think the cats are conspiring to keep us in the living room.
A black cat stretches out on the bottom step of a staircase while a fluffy tortoiseshell cat lounges in front of the top step of another staircase.
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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cats are weird
A black cat underneath a curved scratching pad, looking upside down at the camera like a doof.
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I keep thinking about the art instructor (who I otherwise loved) telling me “you really need to get this faux-Victorian stuff out of your system,” and, well…
A cyanotype (blue toned) print of a woman dancing in a decorative frame.
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Adams Family cartoon - Morticia looking at snow. "Suddenly I have a dreadful urge to be merry."
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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current mood
A frazzled woman with purple hair in front of a giant yeti.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Orange letters on a blue background: BE KIND For Fuck's Sake
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Lt. Dangle from Reno 911, in a tan police uniform with very short shorts.
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Two cyanotype prints I'm donating to the 10 x 10 fundraiser for @pyramidatlantic.bsky.social

"Baccante" and "Department of War"
A cyanotype (blue) print collage of a baccante dancing in an oval frame. Easter egg: there is a depiction of the East Wing of the White House in the background. A cyanotype (blue) print collage of a woman in a military-style costume holding a spear next to a large rodent wearing a saddle. They both have feathered military hats.
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Yay, Virginia! Tits out, tyrants trampled.
The state flag of Virginia consists of the obverse of the seal against a blue background. The standing allegorical female figure of virtue is shown having vanquished tyranny, symbolized by a fallen king at her feet. She has an exposed breast in the manner of classical depictions of Amazons. The motto shown on the seal, Sic semper tyrannis, means "Thus always to tyrants."
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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It’s here! It’s here! How cute is this tiny digital camera?
A tiny camera in the shape of a classic roll of Kodak film from 1987.
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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*sigh*
A fluffy tortie cat sleeps contentedly on a pile of toys, right in front of a perfectly good cat hammock purchased by her loving parents for her comfort and happiness.
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Halloween II: Electric Boogaloo.
A woman dressed in black with black feathered headpiece.
November 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Ooh! In honor of this, here’s a throwback photo from 2009.
A classic pinup style photo of a woman in a black dress reading “The G-String Murders” with an exaggerated look of shock on her face.
November 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM