Museian
@museian.bsky.social
Artsy queer caffeine addict investigating the infernal mysteries lurking beyond
Ever have one of those days where the cosmos itself turns against you, the air grows thick with fate’s cruelty, and the only way to stop yourself from cascading into the black abyss of hell is to channel every ounce of your rage into an all-consuming vendetta against Ticketmaster?
April 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Ever have one of those days where the cosmos itself turns against you, the air grows thick with fate’s cruelty, and the only way to stop yourself from cascading into the black abyss of hell is to channel every ounce of your rage into an all-consuming vendetta against Ticketmaster?
Took to the sky, danced in the streets, and celebrated love in Mexico.
March 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Took to the sky, danced in the streets, and celebrated love in Mexico.
He took a biopsy, but what I really wanted was an autopsy. -sigh
February 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
He took a biopsy, but what I really wanted was an autopsy. -sigh
My coworker is eating plain green peppers with the labored breaths of a freshly reanimated corpse struggling to catch up to his food. Just let go, man.
February 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My coworker is eating plain green peppers with the labored breaths of a freshly reanimated corpse struggling to catch up to his food. Just let go, man.
Necromantic, for death doth claim me still.
February 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Necromantic, for death doth claim me still.
Taken out of context:
“Can’t wait for bach to go on tour!”
“Can’t wait for bach to go on tour!”
February 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Taken out of context:
“Can’t wait for bach to go on tour!”
“Can’t wait for bach to go on tour!”
I won a crawling contest as a baby. I’ve been trying to recreate that high ever since.
February 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I won a crawling contest as a baby. I’ve been trying to recreate that high ever since.
ᴍᴏɴᴏᴄʜʀᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴏᴏᴅ, ᴍɪɴɪᴍᴀʟ ᴇꜰꜰᴏʀᴛ.
February 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
ᴍᴏɴᴏᴄʜʀᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴏᴏᴅ, ᴍɪɴɪᴍᴀʟ ᴇꜰꜰᴏʀᴛ.
Pinhead’s face… throne or medieval torture device?
January 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Pinhead’s face… throne or medieval torture device?
I’m sorry. What year did I wake up in to read the headline: “Arkansas introduces amendment to formally abolish slavery”
January 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’m sorry. What year did I wake up in to read the headline: “Arkansas introduces amendment to formally abolish slavery”
potato demands sacrifice.
January 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
potato demands sacrifice.
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Picks up phone: 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘺 “I’m sorry we aren’t accepting reservations to Hell at this time, have you tried Purgatory?”
January 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Picks up phone: 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘺 “I’m sorry we aren’t accepting reservations to Hell at this time, have you tried Purgatory?”
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Me: we ran out of black coffee so I opened up the red
Him: that’s wine
Me: I know, you’re so pretty!
Him: that’s wine
Me: I know, you’re so pretty!
January 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Me: we ran out of black coffee so I opened up the red
Him: that’s wine
Me: I know, you’re so pretty!
Him: that’s wine
Me: I know, you’re so pretty!
Musk throws up a fascist salute and half the country asks him to sit on their face. I forget to bring coffee to the office ONE TIME and they sell my baby to a witch.
January 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Musk throws up a fascist salute and half the country asks him to sit on their face. I forget to bring coffee to the office ONE TIME and they sell my baby to a witch.
JoJo released NGL. My skin is clear, the world is ending.
January 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
JoJo released NGL. My skin is clear, the world is ending.
99% sure I’m in a Final Destination movie, but make it AHS: The Cult.
Endless breaking news and a country that’s seconds from imploding but the fuse keeps getting screen time.
Endless breaking news and a country that’s seconds from imploding but the fuse keeps getting screen time.
January 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
99% sure I’m in a Final Destination movie, but make it AHS: The Cult.
Endless breaking news and a country that’s seconds from imploding but the fuse keeps getting screen time.
Endless breaking news and a country that’s seconds from imploding but the fuse keeps getting screen time.
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BREAKING: Latest horror a distraction from many other horrors
January 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
BREAKING: Latest horror a distraction from many other horrors
An empty soul, a devoured plate—hunger is the real horror that haunts me.
January 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
An empty soul, a devoured plate—hunger is the real horror that haunts me.
I’m desperately trying to reload this game -gestures broadly-
But America’s save file is corrupted.
But America’s save file is corrupted.
January 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’m desperately trying to reload this game -gestures broadly-
But America’s save file is corrupted.
But America’s save file is corrupted.
😬
January 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
😬
Necromancy, but it’s just me resurrecting my own motivation.
January 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Necromancy, but it’s just me resurrecting my own motivation.