30 he/him
Pfp and banner by @halcypher471.bsky.social
"Wait my underbelly's getting pinched against the countertop"
*plops it up*
**realises**
Folks last time I was conscious of my gut in the kitchen (like, last summer), my gut didn't even brush against the countertop 🥴
video in the comments because no mixed media on bsky
"Wait my underbelly's getting pinched against the countertop"
*plops it up*
**realises**
Folks last time I was conscious of my gut in the kitchen (like, last summer), my gut didn't even brush against the countertop 🥴
video in the comments because no mixed media on bsky
Here's the rest of the button popping. You can see how SOLID that shirt was, so you can understand how crazy it is that the first one flew off basically without pushing
Here's the rest of the button popping. You can see how SOLID that shirt was, so you can understand how crazy it is that the first one flew off basically without pushing
Well then, have a boof! Thanks for the chance!
Well then, have a boof! Thanks for the chance!
As a big boof, I of course often indulge in my fave local pastry, the "carac", and since I'm a *bit* of a fatass, sometimes I can't help but get two!!
As a big boof, I of course often indulge in my fave local pastry, the "carac", and since I'm a *bit* of a fatass, sometimes I can't help but get two!!
Though I dare say I'm getting the *hang* of it~
Though I dare say I'm getting the *hang* of it~
Spud : @b4dappl3b01.bsky.social
🎨 : @akimanedwolf.bsky.social
Spud : @b4dappl3b01.bsky.social
🎨 : @akimanedwolf.bsky.social
Thanks for the chance!
Thanks for the chance!
You sre the sunshine of my life, darling 💖
YCH by @saidthesaisio.bsky.social
You sre the sunshine of my life, darling 💖
YCH by @saidthesaisio.bsky.social