Murray Gardiner
murrayjoel.bsky.social
Murray Gardiner
@murrayjoel.bsky.social
Songwriter and musician
Season 2 of World Slowly Burning needs new writers cos we all saw this twist coming two episodes ago.
June 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Someone should have asked him which specific thing Biden did to deserve cancer.
May 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Burning the world down around them because all the money in the world apparently is not enough.

Let’s go to Mars and see if there’s anyone we can kill there too.
May 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
What a guy.

“How do you feel about losing a popularity contest?”

“I hope he dies of cancer!”

Truly. A prince among men.
May 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
As suspected, he doesn’t actually know how any of this works.
May 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
100 days, you say?…
May 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Happy birthday, Queen!
April 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Yes, Churchill and Rowling definitely of the same ilk and fighting for the same freedoms. Churchill fighting for the freedom of Europe and Rowling *checks notes* to keep people she finds disgusting from using the toilet.
April 18, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Welcome to 2025 where cartoonish villains who smoke cigars and pour champagne when their evil plans succeed are a real thing.
April 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Nothing short of calamitous diplomacy by people in way over their heads. This is a singer on stage with a tambourine saying they don’t need a band.
February 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
He’s about a week away from signing a piece of toilet paper he used.
January 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM