Murph
murphintampa.bsky.social
Murph
@murphintampa.bsky.social
Item one will definitely happen, and possibly number two. But none of these other
things will happen, ever, regardless of future election results.
January 8, 2026 at 3:23 AM
If this woman was a domestic terrorist then so was Ashli Babbitt.
January 8, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Sorry not sorry. I live for days like this. We get maybe 10 a year.
December 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I firmly believe he doesn’t have any actual friends. He plays golf and eats meals with people who need something from him or want him to glaze over them. But no actual friends.
December 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Almost had it in two. Was gonna put conch but thought that was too obscure. Went with couch. Really mad at myself.
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I was hoping for Iraq/Congo/Bolivia from that pot. So now the US pot four team is 50% chance of a being a good UEFA team.
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So there’s only eight possible teams the US can get in pot four is that right? They can’t get Iraq or Ivory Coast or Bolivia even if they win the inter confederation playoffs?
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
They lost road games to Navy and Memphis by a total of six points. If they won either game they’d be in the driver’s seat for the playoff.
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Yeah that jumped out at me too. Four name changes in a year? What’s the reason for that? Who does that?
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Or do the Rowdies train Tampa? Is that TBU on Waters Ave?
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Technically St Pete
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Do you live in Manhattan? Is there a Costco there?
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I thought I was the only one who thinks CFA chicken is bland and meh.
October 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
And it irks me that every time I log into paramount plus his show is the first thing I see. Have zero interests, will not watch one minute.
August 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
“We think Bills Nation is really gonna love it” 🤣🤣🤣
August 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I asked it how many languages the new Pope spoke and it said that there is no such person as Pope Leo XIV
August 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The Democrats attack ads write themselves: “You turned the keys to the government over to a psychotic drug-addled South African Bond villain.”
July 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Make it 51
June 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I was standing next to Nelson Agholor while he was picking up prescriptions at a CVS.
June 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
He didn’t exactly give a full-throated denial. Or a half-hearted denial.
June 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
And one billion of that was some online survey, according to Musk at least.
June 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I feel like Sacha Kljestan will end up involved somehow.
May 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
He toured this plane in February. Which means he was shopping for bribes WHILE PRESIDENT.
May 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM