This Friggin’ Guy
@murph508.bsky.social
Don't think of her, study for the LSATs
bro this rock is a dong
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
bro this rock is a dong
“Weaponize Your Rage”, Not Enough Space
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“Weaponize Your Rage”, Not Enough Space
#TeamKatie, but also, this race is a good example of why I don't fuck with write-ins any more and you shouldn't either absent a well-organized write-in campaign that exists for a meaningful reason (and not just "lol, Charles Entertainment Cheese")
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
#TeamKatie, but also, this race is a good example of why I don't fuck with write-ins any more and you shouldn't either absent a well-organized write-in campaign that exists for a meaningful reason (and not just "lol, Charles Entertainment Cheese")
I’m losing the will to keep dragging on
But I can’t die yet
Cuz who will look after the dog?
But I can’t die yet
Cuz who will look after the dog?
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I’m losing the will to keep dragging on
But I can’t die yet
Cuz who will look after the dog?
But I can’t die yet
Cuz who will look after the dog?
a few days left for #MusicSky to manipulate those #SpotifyWrapped outputs!
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
a few days left for #MusicSky to manipulate those #SpotifyWrapped outputs!
sorry NYT’s raggedy-ass PR stunts for sex-pest Cuomo flopped
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
sorry NYT’s raggedy-ass PR stunts for sex-pest Cuomo flopped
trying to explain to #MusicSky why jacking up their #SpotifyWrapped by putting something like Anal Cunt's "Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck" on a loop for the next 2 weeks is actually a moral, ethical, and social good
November 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
trying to explain to #MusicSky why jacking up their #SpotifyWrapped by putting something like Anal Cunt's "Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck" on a loop for the next 2 weeks is actually a moral, ethical, and social good
if you ever need proof that Boomers cannot possibly have any frame of reference for what it’s like to (try to) purchase property nowadays, just remember that some dude bought South Brother Island in NYC for $10 in 1975
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
if you ever need proof that Boomers cannot possibly have any frame of reference for what it’s like to (try to) purchase property nowadays, just remember that some dude bought South Brother Island in NYC for $10 in 1975
no sex,
no drugs,
no wine,
no women
no fun,
no sin,
no you,
no wonder it's dark
no drugs,
no wine,
no women
no fun,
no sin,
no you,
no wonder it's dark
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
no sex,
no drugs,
no wine,
no women
no fun,
no sin,
no you,
no wonder it's dark
no drugs,
no wine,
no women
no fun,
no sin,
no you,
no wonder it's dark
next up for #MusicSky to jack up their #SpotifyWrapped
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
next up for #MusicSky to jack up their #SpotifyWrapped
And if you're somewhere drunk and
passed out on the floor/
Oh Joey, I'm not angry anymore
passed out on the floor/
Oh Joey, I'm not angry anymore
November 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
And if you're somewhere drunk and
passed out on the floor/
Oh Joey, I'm not angry anymore
passed out on the floor/
Oh Joey, I'm not angry anymore
Oh shit we dragging Gwen Stefani, let’s gooooo
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Oh shit we dragging Gwen Stefani, let’s gooooo
October 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I made it thru 14 before tapping out, but did enjoy reading this stupid (good way) AB summary for Ohtani last night
October 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I made it thru 14 before tapping out, but did enjoy reading this stupid (good way) AB summary for Ohtani last night
this and a related puppetTok
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
this and a related puppetTok
quick reminder that AI is absolute garbage
October 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
quick reminder that AI is absolute garbage
October 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I see a lot of sports writers and fans are having the epiphany that widespread gambling was going to be problematic (including some people who hilariously insist that Pete Rose should be in the Hall of Fame)
uh, yah, we knew this shit more than 100 years ago, this isn't a new revelation
uh, yah, we knew this shit more than 100 years ago, this isn't a new revelation
October 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I see a lot of sports writers and fans are having the epiphany that widespread gambling was going to be problematic (including some people who hilariously insist that Pete Rose should be in the Hall of Fame)
uh, yah, we knew this shit more than 100 years ago, this isn't a new revelation
uh, yah, we knew this shit more than 100 years ago, this isn't a new revelation
posting this to piss off Bret
October 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
posting this to piss off Bret
October 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
if there's one thing the new fash WaPo loves, it's predator politicians
October 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
if there's one thing the new fash WaPo loves, it's predator politicians
weird push, LinkedIn, but go off
October 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
weird push, LinkedIn, but go off
19th anniversary of The Black Parade, babeeeee
October 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
19th anniversary of The Black Parade, babeeeee