lmfao it’s okay it’s not your fault my body is busted

rip yellow couch i got for free i love u but you cause me pain so i am going to be putting you on the curb if i dont harvest you for scraps lmao

i do feel 1000% less bad about how much i spend on iced tea a month though lmfao

that’s absolutely wild. i don’t know this guy well so i cannot prove or dispute his claims but i also would not be surprised

nobody said the men i work with make intelligent decisions lmfao

my coworker was talking about how he spends like seven hundred bucks a month on cigarettes and i was like okay suddenly me spending like 500 bucks a month on groceries seems very reasonable as far as vices go