Jonah
@murkyaztec.bsky.social
I do a lil bit of writing and also have made a board game. Still working on those.
I’m also the deranged gnome that lives in your cupboard.
I’m also the deranged gnome that lives in your cupboard.
Not to insult anyone else who likes my posts but when someone with a trans flag interacts it feels so much better. can’t explain why and I don’t care to
December 6, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Not to insult anyone else who likes my posts but when someone with a trans flag interacts it feels so much better. can’t explain why and I don’t care to
Hey completely unrelated to anything but if you call customer support over the phone and want good customer support, don’t be a dick. They can hang up on you whenever they want with minimal downside to themselves.
December 6, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Hey completely unrelated to anything but if you call customer support over the phone and want good customer support, don’t be a dick. They can hang up on you whenever they want with minimal downside to themselves.
I’m editing one of my resumes and I hate it. Feel like I’m bragging while also selling myself short.
December 6, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I’m editing one of my resumes and I hate it. Feel like I’m bragging while also selling myself short.
I’m glad people are still willing to follow me assuming they’ve seen the deluge I’ve posted today
December 5, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I’m glad people are still willing to follow me assuming they’ve seen the deluge I’ve posted today
If anyone wants to put a muzzle on me to stop me from speaking, just be aware that the only way I’d be able to communicate would be via moans. So… think on that.
December 5, 2024 at 7:37 PM
If anyone wants to put a muzzle on me to stop me from speaking, just be aware that the only way I’d be able to communicate would be via moans. So… think on that.
A futanari has to be the prime thing to be. Here’s an itemized list as to why:
1. Titties (awesome)
B. You can aim the pee stream
3. Can’t get pregnant
4. No periods
Finally, no male pattern baldness.
I rest my case to the jury.
1. Titties (awesome)
B. You can aim the pee stream
3. Can’t get pregnant
4. No periods
Finally, no male pattern baldness.
I rest my case to the jury.
December 5, 2024 at 7:34 PM
A futanari has to be the prime thing to be. Here’s an itemized list as to why:
1. Titties (awesome)
B. You can aim the pee stream
3. Can’t get pregnant
4. No periods
Finally, no male pattern baldness.
I rest my case to the jury.
1. Titties (awesome)
B. You can aim the pee stream
3. Can’t get pregnant
4. No periods
Finally, no male pattern baldness.
I rest my case to the jury.
I hope my fashion sense comes across as “librarian that used to be punk.”
December 5, 2024 at 2:48 PM
I hope my fashion sense comes across as “librarian that used to be punk.”
The term “fits like a glove is so dumb” i hate gloves they never fit me comfortably
December 5, 2024 at 1:40 PM
The term “fits like a glove is so dumb” i hate gloves they never fit me comfortably
I see a lot of cool people posting things with facts. NOT ME BABY! ILL NEVER BE PROFESSIONAL!
My goal is to become like a little goblin from British folklore that sleeps in your pantry and yells curse words at the mailman.
My goal is to become like a little goblin from British folklore that sleeps in your pantry and yells curse words at the mailman.
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 AM
I see a lot of cool people posting things with facts. NOT ME BABY! ILL NEVER BE PROFESSIONAL!
My goal is to become like a little goblin from British folklore that sleeps in your pantry and yells curse words at the mailman.
My goal is to become like a little goblin from British folklore that sleeps in your pantry and yells curse words at the mailman.
Y’know how people can swish liquids in their mouth? How do we do that? I tried it and I can’t identify how I was doing it. Is there some muscle I’m flexing, am I using air from my lungs? How can I just will the water in my mouth to move without using my tongue?
December 5, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Y’know how people can swish liquids in their mouth? How do we do that? I tried it and I can’t identify how I was doing it. Is there some muscle I’m flexing, am I using air from my lungs? How can I just will the water in my mouth to move without using my tongue?
Ayo where the fuckin snow at?
December 4, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Ayo where the fuckin snow at?
I’ve watched porco Russo and now I greatly prefer wine out of a dinky stupid looking cup rather than a fancy glass. Love feeling like an Italian vagabond who’s about to be caught by the secret police.
December 4, 2024 at 4:57 PM
I’ve watched porco Russo and now I greatly prefer wine out of a dinky stupid looking cup rather than a fancy glass. Love feeling like an Italian vagabond who’s about to be caught by the secret police.
Fuck it, I’m just gonna be a little bit deranged going forward.
December 3, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Fuck it, I’m just gonna be a little bit deranged going forward.
Reposted by Jonah
Everyone is welcomed...
December 2, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Everyone is welcomed...
So people just kind of say what’s on their minds? This seems too easy. Is this what social media is supposed to be like?
November 22, 2024 at 5:05 PM
So people just kind of say what’s on their minds? This seems too easy. Is this what social media is supposed to be like?