(Is this just Johnny Bravo?)

Local Man Fumbles Disastrously And/Or Is Sexy And Aspirational

It's me: the most incompetent bitch in town.

YES

Important perspective.

Also the hummus, of course

That green lentil and spinach and coconut milk goo, and that cashew and sun dried tomato "cheesy" ...pasta or rice or something

I suppose Capricorn is active because of reasons, and Taurus is inactive because of don't feel like it and remain unconvinced that making the effort to override my feelings is necessary

NEVER. Besides I don't know the measurements or probably even all the ingredients you used. I should probably write down some recipes, though, I don't have all my old standbys memorized and future generations MUST know about Spam On Bun.

If you expand it to include legumes and... seeds (not a nut, apparently) I have a couple favorites to demand you include

How is Virgo not mind and Capricorn not body?

I literally bought us that wooden chess set a few years ago. Also, if chess is the only tabletop game you want to play with me, let's play chess. We could even keep it set up in the art room so no cats knock it over.

(The more thirsty you are, the more fun it is)

youtu.be/iSA0NG0GS-s

And it's this one. youtu.be/yS32uJ1299Q