Amy Murphy (she/her)
@murftacular.bsky.social
I do the crossword in sharpie and I never learned the shortcut for undo
AI will not replace us. My phone can’t even tell my bichons apart and also tried to pluralize with an apostrophe. Murf and Sully, you both deserve better
August 15, 2025 at 9:26 AM
AI will not replace us. My phone can’t even tell my bichons apart and also tried to pluralize with an apostrophe. Murf and Sully, you both deserve better
FFS, no one was saying “who hurt you?” In 1998
April 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
FFS, no one was saying “who hurt you?” In 1998
Ok but please note you can’t have all seven, one of them is for us
March 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Ok but please note you can’t have all seven, one of them is for us
Our long regional nightmare is over, it’s Sweetgreen season in Fishtown
January 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Our long regional nightmare is over, it’s Sweetgreen season in Fishtown
The #harmreduction collective I belong to is having a fundraiser, with donations matched up to $5k. We operate on a shoestring and any amount helps! givebutter.com/SOLWinter25
December 23, 2024 at 1:20 AM
The #harmreduction collective I belong to is having a fundraiser, with donations matched up to $5k. We operate on a shoestring and any amount helps! givebutter.com/SOLWinter25
We don’t have a Bluesky account, but the #harmreduction org where I volunteer is seeking winter gear for distribution in Kensington. DM if you’re in the Philly area and want to donate! Or visit us on IG at the_sol_stories OR use the email in the graphic below
December 7, 2024 at 3:13 AM
We don’t have a Bluesky account, but the #harmreduction org where I volunteer is seeking winter gear for distribution in Kensington. DM if you’re in the Philly area and want to donate! Or visit us on IG at the_sol_stories OR use the email in the graphic below
Losing my baby boy and democracy in the same year is just cruel, universe
November 6, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Losing my baby boy and democracy in the same year is just cruel, universe
First Trump contest without my emotional support bichon. IPAs hate to see me coming
November 5, 2024 at 11:34 PM
First Trump contest without my emotional support bichon. IPAs hate to see me coming
Pretty sure Murf dog hated outfits because he knew he was already blowing the other dogs out of the water with zero effort and his ‘fits would be an unnecessary victory lap. His distaste stopped me except when it didn’t
November 2, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Pretty sure Murf dog hated outfits because he knew he was already blowing the other dogs out of the water with zero effort and his ‘fits would be an unnecessary victory lap. His distaste stopped me except when it didn’t
A brief recap of my recent trip to Amsterdam
October 1, 2024 at 12:29 AM
A brief recap of my recent trip to Amsterdam
I regret to inform y’all that I win
September 16, 2024 at 1:13 AM
I regret to inform y’all that I win
This place is way more enjoyable when there’s a bichon wandering the premises
September 15, 2024 at 11:38 PM
This place is way more enjoyable when there’s a bichon wandering the premises
Happy one week anniversary of the worst day of my life to all who celebrate
August 23, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Happy one week anniversary of the worst day of my life to all who celebrate
How do they know about the flame retardancy of their childhood pajamas and good god WHY
June 4, 2024 at 2:47 AM
How do they know about the flame retardancy of their childhood pajamas and good god WHY
That escalated quickly
January 10, 2024 at 11:01 PM
That escalated quickly
Former coworker who was once an English major pluralizes with an apostrophe on their Xmas card
December 19, 2023 at 2:57 AM
Former coworker who was once an English major pluralizes with an apostrophe on their Xmas card
Reporting for duty like so
October 24, 2023 at 11:28 PM
Reporting for duty like so
It felt quaint, like your English teacher or I tried to imagine what would really grab the kids
October 1, 2023 at 1:45 AM
It felt quaint, like your English teacher or I tried to imagine what would really grab the kids
The Heritage Foundation was shitting on my employer, and I have never been prouder to say I work at GMU
September 22, 2023 at 9:44 PM
The Heritage Foundation was shitting on my employer, and I have never been prouder to say I work at GMU
Found out a doodle will be attending the training I’m giving on Monday
September 15, 2023 at 6:29 PM
Found out a doodle will be attending the training I’m giving on Monday