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Maddy Stutz
@murffyslurtz.bsky.social
✨she/her✨full-time writer✨witch ✨
🌷you can find me lakeside in my RV🌷
🍄‍🟫bonding with my body🍄‍🟫
I haven’t vaped since I tweeted this please clap
Me, 47 times a day: oh just a lil somethin somethin to take the edge off
September 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Me, 47 times a day: oh just a lil somethin somethin to take the edge off
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
How is this even possible….
September 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Back like I think 10 years ago now there was a super rich lady who would pay me $500 a week to write her text messages and all of her emails like both work and personal I was assigned to draft even happy birthday texts for her kids and I just KNOW she is LOVING chat gpt
September 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I saw he was alive and immediately turned off the tv
September 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
About to raw dog a six hour flight from Seattle to NYC and we don’t have WiFi, entertainment, AND they won’t let me hot box in the bathroom how will I survive
July 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
wait actually my campground is literally for sale right now who wants to go in on a $7 million investment
my book series will get published and become a best seller and land me a movie deal and then with all of my money I’ll buy the campground I live at and turn it into a meditation retreat center mark my words
March 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
my book series will get published and become a best seller and land me a movie deal and then with all of my money I’ll buy the campground I live at and turn it into a meditation retreat center mark my words
March 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Boundaries make the heart grow fonder
March 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Reposted by Maddy Stutz
i think it was @murffyslurtz.bsky.social who told me that this year is a BIG YEAR for cancers and holy fuck i am feeling that prophecy in my nuggets

i have never felt more back
March 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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thank you amazing angel sweetie @murffyslurtz.bsky.social for being our most recent backer!! 😭💗 i am so grateful for your internet friendship over the years
March 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Do Mormons realize that getting accommodations to not work on Sunday in DEI
March 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Is there a cell carrier AND a phone manufacturer that’s not evil?

I have an iPhone and I use tmbobile and I’d like to switch both to an option that’s smaller and for the people ✊
February 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Also, does anyone in the PNW have a credit union that they recommend?
January 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Does anyone have a multivitamin brand that they recommend?
January 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
We need to start treating religious people the way they treat queer people

Mock everything they hold dear to them and make them terrified to show any display on their religious affiliation out in public :)
January 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The republicans aren’t afraid to spew their most extremist ideas and I think we as liberals should start doing the same 🙂
Trump has got all these crazy mandates for day one and I think us liberals should also announce some mandates

First Order of Business: Religious “freedom” is now a privilege and you need to prove that your religion is not toxic and actually beneficial to humanity for recognition
January 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
A lot of people in my life thought I was insufferable during Trump’s first presidency but that was me playing nice. I’ve fucking lost my patience and I’m done even trying to hold space for them and have honest discourse.
January 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My autistic sense of justice powering up to destroy all MAGAts once and for all
kermit the frog in a video game with the words time to power up above him
ALT: kermit the frog in a video game with the words time to power up above him
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Trump has got all these crazy mandates for day one and I think us liberals should also announce some mandates

First Order of Business: Religious “freedom” is now a privilege and you need to prove that your religion is not toxic and actually beneficial to humanity for recognition
January 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Whelp, my blue delulu is over

Its civil war time baby 😎
January 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
UHHHH MY TIKTOK IS WORKING?
January 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I feel like such a boomer scrolling through YouTube shorts
January 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Archiving my most viral video 🫶🏻
January 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM