Murdock Maven
murdockmoogle.bsky.social
Murdock Maven
@murdockmoogle.bsky.social
Mid 30s furry. Yep, it's /that/ moogle. Slowly migrating here from that abysmal previous place, please bear with me. More a lurker than a poster but I want to try more since moderation exists here.
Oh I had a very strong feeling, and I'm quite eager to see. <3
November 17, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Yes. Yes, you absolutely did.
November 17, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Alternatively:

THAT IS NOT WHAT A JAVELIN LAUNCHER IS
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Absolute unholy Christ, this entire post is a horrifying trip from one end to the other.

We need to put this entire monstrosity into production /immediately/, and I will take fourteen quivers to go, please and thank you.
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Good lord but that's a lot of excellent arguments. >.>
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Ooooooh, those are always so tricky. I get so into how delicious the flavor is then OUCH. Dang it. ;_;
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hell yesssssss

This looks absolutely dynamite, sugar. Very well-done! <3
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Where on earth is this magical store, I love this place already. :O
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Ohhhhh, goodness. <3
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
*snickers* Y'know, it wouldn't be the first time someone insisted on Murdy boobies. X3
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Shitposting is a good way to spend your time.

Hell, shitposting is the closest thing I have to religion these days, should tell you all you need to know. |D
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
*gasp* It's your BIRTHDAY

You know what thaaaaat meeeeeans...

You get the BIRTHDAY SONG!!!!

READY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

*deep breath*

THIS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY SONG

IT ISN'T VERY LONG

(fin)

<3
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Ooooooooh, definitely don't.

They're so much cuter when they don't see it coming~
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Well how can I say no to an argument like that?? <3
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
MERMOOGLES

I didn't know I needed this. <3
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If a system designed to pay unemployment or feed people, makes it harder for those people in order to catch "the one out of ten who cheats/doesn't deserve it", it is designed to starve 90% of the people who use it, all in hopes of catching one bad actor. I'd rather let them get it and feed the rest.
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I very much approve of this idea.
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Definitely keep that cage, sugar. You never know. :>
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
God almighty yes. <3
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I don't see the problem with this plan. >.>
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
So good. >.>
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
IT'S SO SPARKLY I'M GONNA DIE
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Pff, alright, I got an NGL for ya, gimme sec.
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Ohhh, you do such a lovely job with moogles. Someday I really need to hit you up for another. <3
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I know that feel, hon.
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM