@murdock71.bsky.social
How do you want your cheese steak?
Wizz, the Tinder for kids app, wit.
Wizz, the Tinder for kids app, wit.
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
How do you want your cheese steak?
Wizz, the Tinder for kids app, wit.
Wizz, the Tinder for kids app, wit.
I wish everyone on here would stop engaging with this shit. What a waste of everyone’s time. If Matt wants to make this his thing right now, then go with gawd young man. We could be spending more energy cracking funny jokes!
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I wish everyone on here would stop engaging with this shit. What a waste of everyone’s time. If Matt wants to make this his thing right now, then go with gawd young man. We could be spending more energy cracking funny jokes!
Saturday’s alright for saturdaying.
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Saturday’s alright for saturdaying.
Of course I know the art of the deal. This is better because it’s new. People are saying “what a new deal this is!”
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Of course I know the art of the deal. This is better because it’s new. People are saying “what a new deal this is!”
Crack that beautiful bean cannage!
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Crack that beautiful bean cannage!
Oh pardon me right this way enjoy!
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Oh pardon me right this way enjoy!
Poor Mr. Jordan works non stop 9-5 carrying sacks of money from Nike headquarters to his bank.
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Poor Mr. Jordan works non stop 9-5 carrying sacks of money from Nike headquarters to his bank.
Hitting you with a little “I vant to suck your blood!” Classic.
October 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Hitting you with a little “I vant to suck your blood!” Classic.
Some of them want to choose bleu
Some of them to make fondue
Some of them to make fondue
October 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Some of them want to choose bleu
Some of them to make fondue
Some of them to make fondue
They want you to believe you can take that one and simply move it around the fretboard. Don’t buy it.
October 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
They want you to believe you can take that one and simply move it around the fretboard. Don’t buy it.
New fashion statement- belly shirt with really high pants so you appear to be mostly legs.
October 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
New fashion statement- belly shirt with really high pants so you appear to be mostly legs.
We already know about popcorn seed dip.
October 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
We already know about popcorn seed dip.
As a Colts fan I was confused at how little I saw Maxxx Crosby’s antics after the first quarter. Where’d he go?
October 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
As a Colts fan I was confused at how little I saw Maxxx Crosby’s antics after the first quarter. Where’d he go?
Sitting on my patio with a beer. Pretty peaceful and lovely day. Maybe he’s talking about a different Portland?
October 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Sitting on my patio with a beer. Pretty peaceful and lovely day. Maybe he’s talking about a different Portland?
Godspeed, bold adventurer.
September 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Godspeed, bold adventurer.
They make two kinds?!
September 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
They make two kinds?!
The dog got in because the doctor didn’t close the damn door.
September 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The dog got in because the doctor didn’t close the damn door.
Never forget (half priced apps).
September 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Never forget (half priced apps).
Awesome! I can finally afford to take my mom and dad on a family vacation.
September 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Awesome! I can finally afford to take my mom and dad on a family vacation.
I like the way you text me down, gurl.
September 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I like the way you text me down, gurl.