Jess
@murdersheherwrote.bsky.social
Typically unhinged "transexual menace". Do stand up, sometimes good at it. (She/her).
Officially speaking I properly came out 4 years ago on stage at what would become my place of work (It was actually 4 years Monday but I only just noticed). People had been told prior but that day I let go of controlling who knew.
October 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Officially speaking I properly came out 4 years ago on stage at what would become my place of work (It was actually 4 years Monday but I only just noticed). People had been told prior but that day I let go of controlling who knew.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
September 3, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
It's possible this is the coolest photo of me ever taken (Probably because you can't actually be. Retain it's me)
August 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
It's possible this is the coolest photo of me ever taken (Probably because you can't actually be. Retain it's me)
This is what a Dreamcast is actually for
August 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
This is what a Dreamcast is actually for
This graphic designer had a choice and they chose violence 😂
(If you misread this you would likely think they produced pharmaceutical estrogen)
(If you misread this you would likely think they produced pharmaceutical estrogen)
August 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
This graphic designer had a choice and they chose violence 😂
(If you misread this you would likely think they produced pharmaceutical estrogen)
(If you misread this you would likely think they produced pharmaceutical estrogen)
Too many pics for one post. How sad I am deserves at least another four.
August 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Too many pics for one post. How sad I am deserves at least another four.
I'm concerned I may have attended my last ever Speedway meet. The last team near my family home has lost their home stadium to developers (All 6 I have ever visited are now closed) and the last race was Monday. I will miss the mad bastards with no brakes, fear or sense.
August 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'm concerned I may have attended my last ever Speedway meet. The last team near my family home has lost their home stadium to developers (All 6 I have ever visited are now closed) and the last race was Monday. I will miss the mad bastards with no brakes, fear or sense.
What she said but with penis because poor
August 25, 2025 at 7:45 AM
What she said but with penis because poor
I love it. It's one of a matched pair, the other being on the right arm of my platonic life partner/ best friend/person I can't seem to get rid of.
June 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I love it. It's one of a matched pair, the other being on the right arm of my platonic life partner/ best friend/person I can't seem to get rid of.
Got a new little lapine friend.
June 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Got a new little lapine friend.
Kathleen Stock would not be impressed at all about what AI is saying about her.
June 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Kathleen Stock would not be impressed at all about what AI is saying about her.
Hosted the Open Mic at Black Box Belfast and as per the only photos I have are the ones people sent me afterwards.
May 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Hosted the Open Mic at Black Box Belfast and as per the only photos I have are the ones people sent me afterwards.
Felt visible, might delete later
March 31, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Felt visible, might delete later
Experimenting with visibility in run up to a whole day of it at the end of the month
March 19, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Experimenting with visibility in run up to a whole day of it at the end of the month
Not sure how many local friends I have on here but I am supporting Micky Overman on the Belfast leg of thier 'Hold On' tour at Black Box. Tickets in link below. Lovely Heather aka @veryrelaxedgirl.bsky.social is on the bill too.
Mon down
www.blackboxbelfast.com/event/micky-...
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www.blackboxbelfast.com/event/micky-...
March 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Not sure how many local friends I have on here but I am supporting Micky Overman on the Belfast leg of thier 'Hold On' tour at Black Box. Tickets in link below. Lovely Heather aka @veryrelaxedgirl.bsky.social is on the bill too.
Mon down
www.blackboxbelfast.com/event/micky-...
Mon down
www.blackboxbelfast.com/event/micky-...
Likely not a higher accolade laced with menace in the world
November 27, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Likely not a higher accolade laced with menace in the world
Lately people have been asking me if "...something has changed?" with implication and gravity and I couldn't see it (I can guess what they were sort of asking). After seeing this I can kind of see why I have been asked 🥹
July 7, 2024 at 7:58 AM
Lately people have been asking me if "...something has changed?" with implication and gravity and I couldn't see it (I can guess what they were sort of asking). After seeing this I can kind of see why I have been asked 🥹
The inside out characters in my head
July 6, 2024 at 8:33 AM
The inside out characters in my head
Super Mario Bros
Despite Chris 'the' Pratt voicing Mario this was great. Just silly fun. Jack Black's Bowser singing was the highlight for me.
Despite Chris 'the' Pratt voicing Mario this was great. Just silly fun. Jack Black's Bowser singing was the highlight for me.
December 25, 2023 at 7:07 PM
Super Mario Bros
Despite Chris 'the' Pratt voicing Mario this was great. Just silly fun. Jack Black's Bowser singing was the highlight for me.
Despite Chris 'the' Pratt voicing Mario this was great. Just silly fun. Jack Black's Bowser singing was the highlight for me.
Out of Sight
Prison escapee falls for US Marshall caper. The Clooney and Lopez chemistry is excellent, a tight script and an out of nowhere a surprise Michael Keaton appearance push this up to being very good. The whole cast is in pretty amazing to be honest.
Prison escapee falls for US Marshall caper. The Clooney and Lopez chemistry is excellent, a tight script and an out of nowhere a surprise Michael Keaton appearance push this up to being very good. The whole cast is in pretty amazing to be honest.
December 24, 2023 at 12:55 AM
Out of Sight
Prison escapee falls for US Marshall caper. The Clooney and Lopez chemistry is excellent, a tight script and an out of nowhere a surprise Michael Keaton appearance push this up to being very good. The whole cast is in pretty amazing to be honest.
Prison escapee falls for US Marshall caper. The Clooney and Lopez chemistry is excellent, a tight script and an out of nowhere a surprise Michael Keaton appearance push this up to being very good. The whole cast is in pretty amazing to be honest.
Elf
Never seen it before, very silly, quite fun, I mainly stuck around for James Caan. This scene delighted me
Never seen it before, very silly, quite fun, I mainly stuck around for James Caan. This scene delighted me
December 23, 2023 at 9:55 AM
Elf
Never seen it before, very silly, quite fun, I mainly stuck around for James Caan. This scene delighted me
Never seen it before, very silly, quite fun, I mainly stuck around for James Caan. This scene delighted me
Alien
A great example of what often happens when you don't listen to the smartest woman in the room
A great example of what often happens when you don't listen to the smartest woman in the room
December 23, 2023 at 9:51 AM
Alien
A great example of what often happens when you don't listen to the smartest woman in the room
A great example of what often happens when you don't listen to the smartest woman in the room
The Wicker Man (The good one)
Do we focus on the folk music (of very variable quality), the director's attempt to undermine it with silly smut thinking it's erotica or that Ewar Woowar's character is such a prick you want him sacrificed to the old gods?
Do we focus on the folk music (of very variable quality), the director's attempt to undermine it with silly smut thinking it's erotica or that Ewar Woowar's character is such a prick you want him sacrificed to the old gods?
December 22, 2023 at 3:45 PM
The Wicker Man (The good one)
Do we focus on the folk music (of very variable quality), the director's attempt to undermine it with silly smut thinking it's erotica or that Ewar Woowar's character is such a prick you want him sacrificed to the old gods?
Do we focus on the folk music (of very variable quality), the director's attempt to undermine it with silly smut thinking it's erotica or that Ewar Woowar's character is such a prick you want him sacrificed to the old gods?
Shawshank Redemption
Accidentally watched half of it when I should have gone to bed the other night.
It's still pretty perfect and everyone gets what they deserve (Except his wife and the old lad and his mate who got shot)
Accidentally watched half of it when I should have gone to bed the other night.
It's still pretty perfect and everyone gets what they deserve (Except his wife and the old lad and his mate who got shot)
December 21, 2023 at 12:46 AM
Shawshank Redemption
Accidentally watched half of it when I should have gone to bed the other night.
It's still pretty perfect and everyone gets what they deserve (Except his wife and the old lad and his mate who got shot)
Accidentally watched half of it when I should have gone to bed the other night.
It's still pretty perfect and everyone gets what they deserve (Except his wife and the old lad and his mate who got shot)