Soma Cruz
@murderous-monarch.bsky.social
2% Evil, 98% Cotton. Wash by hand in cold water and leave to dry.
2026 is the year we just emulate PS2 and be happy.
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 AM
2026 is the year we just emulate PS2 and be happy.
I love how both those statements are wrong lmao. Not only we don't have to get used to shit, but also AI is not sticking around at all and once the bubble bursts it'll become a thing of the past.
December 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I love how both those statements are wrong lmao. Not only we don't have to get used to shit, but also AI is not sticking around at all and once the bubble bursts it'll become a thing of the past.
Unironically 69th, babyyyyyy, this year's gonna be AWESOMNE
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Unironically 69th, babyyyyyy, this year's gonna be AWESOMNE
Man, economy's so bad they're making your blood work now?
(good luck!!)
(good luck!!)
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Man, economy's so bad they're making your blood work now?
(good luck!!)
(good luck!!)
Wasn't this the event you weren't sure if you were up to participate? lmfao. Congrats, dude!!
October 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Wasn't this the event you weren't sure if you were up to participate? lmfao. Congrats, dude!!
No thanks, books are wordslop.
October 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
No thanks, books are wordslop.
Please do not try to cross solid matter. Happy womb escape day, Mae.
October 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Please do not try to cross solid matter. Happy womb escape day, Mae.
Today's your birthday? Happy birthday!!
October 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Today's your birthday? Happy birthday!!
Nabokov: Dude I fucking hate pedofiles.
Pedofiles, finding his book 200 years later: YOOOO THIS IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥
Pedofiles, finding his book 200 years later: YOOOO THIS IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥
October 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Nabokov: Dude I fucking hate pedofiles.
Pedofiles, finding his book 200 years later: YOOOO THIS IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥
Pedofiles, finding his book 200 years later: YOOOO THIS IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥
I'm not super versed into your friends (I'm stoopid), but I think I remember who this is then and if they are then *dude*.
Let's just eat them.
Let's just eat them.
September 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'm not super versed into your friends (I'm stoopid), but I think I remember who this is then and if they are then *dude*.
Let's just eat them.
Let's just eat them.
Man, I'm really sorry you keep finding your way into shitty friendships...
September 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Man, I'm really sorry you keep finding your way into shitty friendships...
Man, if we actually get McGee's Alice 3 because the Saudis bought it I'm going to be so mad.
September 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Man, if we actually get McGee's Alice 3 because the Saudis bought it I'm going to be so mad.
Patiently waiting for my turn (I'd ignore it to pretend I'm mysterious):
September 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Patiently waiting for my turn (I'd ignore it to pretend I'm mysterious):
Are you okay, Mae? lmao
September 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Are you okay, Mae? lmao
>"After he's gone"
I love your optimism.
I love your optimism.
September 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
>"After he's gone"
I love your optimism.
I love your optimism.
Haha chaimsaw goes vroom vroom
September 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Haha chaimsaw goes vroom vroom
HAPPY WOMB ESCAPE DAY!!!!
September 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
HAPPY WOMB ESCAPE DAY!!!!
Evil Witch Clips, let's GO
September 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Evil Witch Clips, let's GO
Are you thinking of making that habit? I missed it.
August 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Are you thinking of making that habit? I missed it.
I'm sorry for your loss, Mae.
August 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm sorry for your loss, Mae.
Therapeutic meat jorking. Can't relate but I'll always support.
July 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Therapeutic meat jorking. Can't relate but I'll always support.
Is bottom left post nut music hitting really hard?
July 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Is bottom left post nut music hitting really hard?