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muratovic.bsky.social
Malik
@muratovic.bsky.social
Human breeder, drama collector, licensed Hunter
I bet y’all regret not voting for Eisenhower now
Vote for Eisenhower
October 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I think, therefore, I have a brain
March 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Four more years
November 13, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Out of all things I could feel today, I feel horny as fuck
June 4, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Vote for Eisenhower
May 23, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Here I was hoping that bluesky allowed GIF avatars
April 29, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Lost my MacOS virtual machine
April 28, 2024 at 11:21 AM
For all those just tuning in. I’m 6 and a half hrs in on a 36 hour tantric sex session. Welcome
February 24, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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My amateurish attempts on Kodak film:
February 20, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I hate kitchen appliances that are too loud like SHUT THE FUCK UP IN TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING TO EAT
February 20, 2024 at 6:40 AM
100% of my 6 Twitter followers are spam porn accounts
February 18, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Delicious whities
February 18, 2024 at 7:52 AM
Delicious brownies
February 17, 2024 at 2:21 PM
In the future, there will be multiplayer dreaming
February 16, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Last class of today ended up as more of a sex-ed
February 15, 2024 at 12:59 PM
I have never wanted to own a cat more than now
February 12, 2024 at 11:59 AM
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If you somehow missed your twitter experience, here ya go
February 11, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Thinking about my car
February 11, 2024 at 10:53 AM
huh, i didn't post in 2 months and already gained 10 followers. more progress than on twitter lol
November 4, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Had to get rid of it because it appears on other sites too lol
Used Stylus to give bluesky a new background, just looked a bit bland :)
August 20, 2023 at 8:24 AM
Used Stylus to give bluesky a new background, just looked a bit bland :)
August 20, 2023 at 7:54 AM
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Hey @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social you see this one yet?
August 20, 2023 at 7:08 AM
I'm never gonna be able to work at the same place again after what the boss said
August 20, 2023 at 7:46 AM
I doubt anyone except Elon's dick suckers will ever refer to twitter as just 'X'
July 24, 2023 at 8:13 AM
I’m watching a video that will supposedly make me fall asleep in 5 seconds, so far it doesn’t seem to be wor
July 15, 2023 at 10:48 PM