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Murat Endicott
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I’ve been tracing all the different pathways for Wally to get in and out of different parts of the ship. @soomin, could I get your crew’s help in securing some vents?
February 17, 2026 at 12:21 PM
@kenv FYI: We’ve set up some traps near the ventilation junction. Baited with protein rations.
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
@kenv, do you have a minute? I’d like to discuss the practical mechanics of the Esmeralda biosafety regime.
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
@rosa, do you think it would be possible to refit one of the maintenance drones with a raccoon trap?
December 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
@jkap, we have a slight issue. Allow me to demonstrate.
December 17, 2025 at 11:05 AM
@jkap, @kenv, uh, you want to sit down for this. Check the new recording from Dani’s bakery earlier today, timestamp 00:27.
December 17, 2025 at 8:15 AM
@kenv, I’m going to set up additional cameras in the back of @dani’s bakery. What are the magic words I’m supposed to say?
December 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Hello everyone, I’m just letting folks know that we’ve set up some additional cameras in Food Storage. If you don’t want to be recorded, don’t head back there.
December 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Lou,something went missing yesterday as well?
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Captain, so the bad news: I haven’t located Ife.
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Reminder: Safety inspection tomorrow at 14:00 in Pod 2 common areas. If you’ve got creative storage solutions that might raise questions, now’s your chance to rethink them.
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
@kenv, we have non-disclosure agreements in place for all passengers, yes?
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
@chef You have some perishable goods still being loaded, yes?
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM