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The bouncer asked for my id and my attachment style last night:/
September 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The bouncer asked for my id and my attachment style last night:/
God never intended us to make chairs out of wood he wanted us to sit in trees
March 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
God never intended us to make chairs out of wood he wanted us to sit in trees
Oh my god I could go for some Wii sports tennis right now
January 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Oh my god I could go for some Wii sports tennis right now
We used to have 5 dollar footlongs. We used to be a country
January 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
We used to have 5 dollar footlongs. We used to be a country
Bitches love my mustache
January 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Bitches love my mustache
Sometimes I wonder what it’s all for, and then i put tiger balm on my forehead
January 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Sometimes I wonder what it’s all for, and then i put tiger balm on my forehead
I fear i may not be beating the anemia allegations much longer gang
January 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I fear i may not be beating the anemia allegations much longer gang
Bluesky I regret to inform u the canned soup selection at the shop by my house is lacking as of late
January 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Bluesky I regret to inform u the canned soup selection at the shop by my house is lacking as of late
Waiting for my class syllabi to drop refreshing Canvas like it’s Ticketmaster
January 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Waiting for my class syllabi to drop refreshing Canvas like it’s Ticketmaster