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they got me gal
the original oh mary
July 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
iykyk
June 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
they’re kinda millennial burger joint version of car seat headrest when you think about it
April 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
i love listening to trixie and katya’s pod bc i’m just sitting here listen to two adult men talk about traffic this is how im spending my time and im so content with that
March 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
this diva is a d1 vagueposter
March 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
scar jo:
March 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
good MORNING happy MAYHEM
March 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
she was so insane for this stretch of songs
March 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
thinking about him tonight #oscars
March 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
February 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“notify anyway?”
February 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
rest in peace april ludgate you would’ve loved perverts by ethel cain
January 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
me convincing myself i understand perverts
January 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
like come ON
December 21, 2024 at 2:31 AM
wonderful christmastime has played at my job for the second time on my shift and this time it’s a shitty autotuned cover i am going to crash out
December 20, 2024 at 12:08 AM
wonderful christmastime has played at my job for the second time on my shift and this time it’s a shitty autotuned cover i am going to crash out
December 20, 2024 at 12:06 AM
closing tab groups for the semester
December 14, 2024 at 6:40 PM
December 11, 2024 at 6:25 PM
the levels of rallying i will do tonight will be epic
December 8, 2024 at 9:21 PM
losing my mind a little
December 6, 2024 at 5:03 PM
save me fourteen minute car seat headrest song
December 5, 2024 at 2:55 AM
my razor trying to get me to shave all my facial hair except my mustache
December 2, 2024 at 12:15 AM
i can’t really explain how but this clip gives jeff goldblum as the wizard
December 1, 2024 at 3:57 PM
all two hours and forty minutes of wicked part one
November 30, 2024 at 9:58 PM
🦃🦃
November 28, 2024 at 2:41 PM