The Muppet of Chaos
@muppetofchaos.bsky.social
Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died
Everybody knows that the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died
But I don’t need a haircut.
August 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
But I don’t need a haircut.
WTF is wrong with these people?
May 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM
WTF is wrong with these people?
1. Go woke
2. ???
3. Profit!!
2. ???
3. Profit!!
April 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
1. Go woke
2. ???
3. Profit!!
2. ???
3. Profit!!
Me, continuing to post Trump political outrage:
April 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Me, continuing to post Trump political outrage:
Congratulations on making the editors pick of the week for Apple Vision Pro, @liss.bsky.social
April 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Congratulations on making the editors pick of the week for Apple Vision Pro, @liss.bsky.social
The bronzer is a nice touch. Although it will never beat Stephen Miller's spray-on hair.
March 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The bronzer is a nice touch. Although it will never beat Stephen Miller's spray-on hair.
Chuck Schumer shows his strategy - surrendering in advance.
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Chuck Schumer shows his strategy - surrendering in advance.
Condensed Schumer version:
March 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Condensed Schumer version:
Also Back to the Future.
March 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Also Back to the Future.
This is where we are.
March 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This is where we are.
Sorry HP investors.
February 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Sorry HP investors.
@washingtonpost.com is getting more desperate for me to re-subscribe. Maybe the hard turn into enabling a felon and his merry band of oligarchs has been bad for business? Amazon Prime is gone, and you'll be gone soon. I've already taken my subscription dollars elsewhere.
February 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
@washingtonpost.com is getting more desperate for me to re-subscribe. Maybe the hard turn into enabling a felon and his merry band of oligarchs has been bad for business? Amazon Prime is gone, and you'll be gone soon. I've already taken my subscription dollars elsewhere.
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social @siracusa.bsky.social I've always considered the 20th Century Fox opening sequence to be an homage to the days of movie premieres in Hollywood where they would have the searchlights out shining into the sky for more spectacle. The text "edifice" represented the theatre.
January 31, 2025 at 12:27 PM
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social @siracusa.bsky.social I've always considered the 20th Century Fox opening sequence to be an homage to the days of movie premieres in Hollywood where they would have the searchlights out shining into the sky for more spectacle. The text "edifice" represented the theatre.
Fell back down the Severance rabbit hole this weekend.
January 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Fell back down the Severance rabbit hole this weekend.
It’s the minor victories I care about.
January 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It’s the minor victories I care about.