I'm still here, Herr @iosyislam.bsky.social!

I think he was converted into a therapy bot and sold to BetterUp

When Cattell was born, the doctor slapped the mother instead of the baby!

I was the cutest of all the baby psychologists!

Of course! Lincoln created the holiday just a few months after I was born. It's like he had a feeling that America should be thankful for something important.

I like to think that if there hadn't been a war going on, he probably would have come to Danzig carrying gold, frankincense, and myrrh.

I was the Content King of the (very) early Twentieth Century

Talk about your projection.

Quit trying to legitimize Freud's nonsense theories with your veiled pornographic pictures, Herr @mzickar.bsky.social.

I'll admit I was off on this one.

Let me revise that:

change "the Republic" to "the World" please.

How else do you put a Besserwisser (know-it-all) grad student in their place, Herr @mzickar.bsky.social?

#IOPsych

You know back in the day I was quite the ragtime dancer and could do all the animal dances: the Turkey Trot, the Camel Walk, the Grizzly Bear, and so on.

I even worked on the "Hugo Hop" which was a combo of a polka and a tango. I called it a "Pogo" and it was all the rage in Boston, I assure you.

Where are the cute little child miners?

Say what you will about child labor but it certainly solves the problem of expensive daycare options.

And have you call ICE on me when I show up? Nein! Mutti Münsterberg did not raise any dummkopfs, Herr Zickar! Try again!

#IOPsych
#SIOP26

Three days later and I'm the first--and only--to respond?

I mean, I can understand why no one wants to talk to you, Herr @andrewmnaber.bsky.social, but this seems a bit much.

#IOPsych

#PityReply

Does this make you feel better, Herr @mzickar.bsky.social?

"OB: The science of making exploitation look participatory"

#IOPsych

#OB

#LaborDay