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Garyyyy
@munkeezrool09.bsky.social
Indigenous American, nonbinary, and queer in the Sonoran Desert 🏜️
Selling pumpkin bread to make some extra money for Christmas shopping and I made six loaves tonight and I'm so ready for the last two to get out of the oven so I can go to sleep fidlsisjwkwwidhuw
December 6, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Think I gotta start taking melatonin again because I get too in my feelings and in my own head late at night like it's real sad them hours
December 4, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Not gonna lie having a huge ass incision (haha as in big but also it is on my butt) is really putting a damper on my Christmas spirit like learned today I'll have at least a few more check ups still so I don't think it's fully healing for a while like cool 😩
December 4, 2024 at 6:46 AM
In a way since my tongue has been in your butthole it's like we've already been making out so we might as well just kiss at this point
December 3, 2024 at 9:23 PM
I'm simultaneously like a terminally ill dog and a veterinarian the way I'm always putting myself down
December 3, 2024 at 5:30 PM
On another note my surgery incision is healing nicely but also it's like when will it be done healinggg she said I have a few more appointments to check on it like RIP. Am I going to have to forego seeing fuck buddy dude this month?? 😭
December 3, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Like lmao looking back on last night's posts is so funny like I'm like "why don't I get attention on butterfly app" and then proceed to only whine and be unhinged on here like the call is coming from inside the house
December 3, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Don't tell anyone but I pathetically got my FWB I have a crush on some underwear for Christmas chsksusjwkwiej I'm like going feral for this man 😩
December 3, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Lana Del Rey album title:
apparentely the admin of a muppet fan page sexually harrassed a funko pop influencer
December 3, 2024 at 8:36 AM
Go the fuck to sleep omfg
December 3, 2024 at 8:31 AM
Real
Just like twitter I spent too much time horny following hot strangers and now all I see when I scroll are f slurs. I think this was a mistake 😪
December 3, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Making a promise to myself to not see Wicked until I can do so very stoned
December 3, 2024 at 8:18 AM
everyone talking about the engagement being better on here vs twitter like idk man my real life friends that actually read my posts are on twit and I have one follower on here sooo maybe I'm just not for the masses dhsosjsjslwiwjal
December 3, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Like can't wait to be fully healed from surgery so I can finally exercise again and be proactive about what bothers me
December 3, 2024 at 7:58 AM
spent the weekend looking at gay underwear brands because I want to feel cunty and cute under my clothes but also like body dysmorphia was upped to a 10 the whole time like idk what I even want my body to look like but it's not this lmao
December 3, 2024 at 7:57 AM
What even is in a slim jim?
November 17, 2024 at 1:16 PM
I'm millennial Addison Rae which just means instead of singing about Diet Pepsi, I sing about Pepsi Zero
November 17, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Life hack: u can put lime juice on tortilla chips at home to spice them up
November 17, 2024 at 12:50 PM
That episode of Veep where Amy keeps trying to text Dan "Nightcap?" Over and over and it ends up being Ben is so me to me like yes, nightcap?
November 17, 2024 at 12:48 PM
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Thinking of leaving this cesspit and going to X.
November 15, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Like full offense but I kind of resent and h8 anyone that has ever felt attractive ever like get outta my face w that shit this space is for uggos only
November 17, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Like I don't know I don't want to be twinkily skinny but I also don't want to be bulky and broad everywhere either what do I even want my body to look like actually
Like I don't have a nice chest nor a trim waist nor big arms nor an especially nice face which basically equates to being invisible in gay but like what I do have is an incredible throat game and a nice attitude so unfortunately that only means I'm popular with DL guys in real life c'est la vie
November 17, 2024 at 12:39 PM
When will big round noses, droopy eyes, and chubby cheeks be en vogue? Asking for a friend
November 17, 2024 at 12:35 PM
The shit I'm gonna post on here is going to make people really wish I would invest in a diary
November 17, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Like I don't have a nice chest nor a trim waist nor big arms nor an especially nice face which basically equates to being invisible in gay but like what I do have is an incredible throat game and a nice attitude so unfortunately that only means I'm popular with DL guys in real life c'est la vie
November 17, 2024 at 12:29 PM