I just want one day at work when shit isn't falling apart and the nurses I supervise are actually competent. Is that too much to ask?

ok which planet can I blame today on

Cool, coolcoolcool, I guess I have to drop out of grad school bc I can't afford that shit without a federal loan.

Yeah my shoulder is messed up. I did one throw with my right arm and that was immediately met by a painful protest. Gotta chill for the next couple weeks.

Physical therapist told me it was ok to throw as long as I don't overdo it. I only have 2 settings- "Don't do it" and "WORLD DOMINATION."

I really need to use yhis app more

survived my first semester of grad school

I'm 34 today

Seeing Kamelot tonight!! They were one of my first metal bands ever!

tfw a song comes on and I get a flashback to pre-covid nights in the gay bars 😭

they found two leaks in my engine. FML

In the past two months, NaNoWriMo has lost their Executive Director, Programs Director, Communications Director, and now maybe their Director of Community Engagement. Almost like the problems that led to them ignoring a grooming scandal on their forums went deeper than that

I got a promotion at work and now I have an office?? A salary?? What is this

I forgot about this account omg