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thirty-two
fruity & loopy
perpetually sleepy
born in the ⚠️bermuda triangle⚠️
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munefruits.bsky.social
very casual, very candid
screenshot of a instagram story from 2018. it looks like a candid photo of me sitting with a glass of rosé at the pub but my arm is very casually resting in a large glass jar that holds a candle. when i was posing for this i thought it was the funniest thing and it took ages to get a picture because i kept laughing. you had to be there
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
munefruits.bsky.social
post you from a different era
probably around 2007 as well. i look like i am doing a superman pose but if i recall correctly i was actually dancing. more importantly... i am wearing jeans. it was my wearing jeans era. i don't do that anymore
September 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
munefruits.bsky.social
quote post with your own very dramatic (or otherwise) black and white selfie.

(couldn't decide)
technically breaking the rules because it's not a selfie. i think this is still the only candid ever taken of me that i don't hate. circa 2017. in a pub sitting next to the wall with a wooden beam behind me. i am wearing aviator glasses and a turtleneck and dangly earrings, looking to the side pensively, leaning my elbow on a table, next to a glass of red wine. i'm light skin with dark curly hair. oh and my jaw looks strong as fucks, if i do say so my self also breaking the rules because it is black and white with a pop of bright red lipstick. a very high contrast selfie in which im wearing makeup i slept in. i am also wearing a choker with flowers on it. i look weird without my septum piercing. this is circa 2015 right before i impulsively cut off my dreadlocks... like the day before...
September 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
munefruits.bsky.social
TRULY EXCEPTIONAL
an ad selling a kitten – "A truly exceptional Oriental blue bicolour boy" – who looks like an apologetic baby gargoyle. his massive floppy ears, big sad dark eyes, gangling dangling limbs, and slightly open mouth with tiny fang teeths all contribute to this impression.
September 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
munefruits.bsky.social
i knew this was gona happen and was reminded like twenty mins before and it still scared my shit off
severe emergency alert test notification
September 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
munefruits.bsky.social
clean it
a crudely drawn picture of a baby being gingerly dipped in water. its eyes are closed and its mouth is open. a textbox underneath reads "clean it". i can't explain why this is objectively hilarious but it is even tho i seem to be the only person who recognises that
September 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
munefruits.bsky.social
pfp/owner 🧿
a grainy, distorted, filtered photo of my eye taken thru a water bottle. someone said it looks like a melting fish eye, and i can understand why they said that. i am in bed with a bonnet and eye mask on.
September 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
munefruits.bsky.social
update:
a cinnamon bun brought to me by my belovèd
September 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
munefruits.bsky.social
those bail conditions... a fate worse than death for this man
Mr Linehan said he was later examined by a nurse while in custody before being taken to hospital due to fears for his health. He said: "Eventually a nurse came to check on me and found my blood pressure was over 200—stroke territory. The stress of being arrested for jokes was literally threatening my life! So I was escorted to A&E, where I write this now after spending about eight hours under observation. "The doctors suggested the high blood pressure was stress-related, combined with long-haul travel and lack of movement. I feel it may also have been a contributing factor that I have now spent eight years being targeted by trans activists working in tandem with police in a dedicated, perseistent harassment campaign because I refuse to believe that lesbians have c****." Mr Linehan added he has been bailed until October and ordered not to post on social media platform X, previously known as Twitter, as part of his conditions.
September 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
munefruits.bsky.social
my lock screen is cute
wallpaper by lilfella on wallpapers.com featuring bee from bee and puppycat, holding a bunny-esque toy, wearing a pink apron, with stars, flowers, and confetti in her big floofy pigtails, with a sparkling sunset backdrop.
August 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
munefruits.bsky.social
no new pictures, where are you at mentally?
a tiny ugly baby bird who can barely hold its head up and hasn't known a single thing in its entire short life. text reads "i was eepy yesterday, i am eepy today, i will most certainly be eepy tomorrow."
August 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
munefruits.bsky.social
my mums
Took a minute…. N -Alta, Norway W- Victoria BC S- Jamaica (more south than Luxor, I checked) E- Luxor )turns out it’s more east than Yalova in Turkey!😲😲 Well thank you for that exercise 😁
August 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
munefruits.bsky.social
i done bank admin and brüshed my hair
a totodile says "praise me a bit more! i did a really good job!"
August 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
munefruits.bsky.social
oh yeah i found out im allergic to dogs
selfie side by side with my mum's dog farley who is a black and tan dachshund a black and tan dachshund rests his head on the sofa. his little hand is visible. (one of his nails is slightly snagged on the sofa. he needs them cut but he's a sensitive flower and if you cut them he bites them so my mum doesn't bother lol...) farley curled up asleep in my arms closeup farley laying on me, half asleep, eyes half open but glazed unfocused. i am very gently petting his head with just my finger tips.
July 30, 2025 at 10:17 AM
munefruits.bsky.social
you can't prove it's not banksy
photo of a spray painted stencil depicting some sort of skinny long sighthound type dog in a play bow. it's on a very dingy wall by a very dingy pavement. it's definitely not a banksy
July 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
munefruits.bsky.social
i don't want to talk about this anymore
morty rick and
May 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
munefruits.bsky.social
i like her but i resent this bc i would never date a cop
riley sense8
May 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
munefruits.bsky.social
...also probably fair
crazy eyes orange is the new black the dean community
May 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
munefruits.bsky.social
i want to argue with this but
zoidberg futurama
May 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
munefruits.bsky.social
these are fair tbh

klaus was one i picked for a "describe yourself in 4 characters"
klaus umbrella academy clem eternal sunshine fleabag fleabag joy / jobu tupaki everything everywhere
May 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
munefruits.bsky.social
i don't know how to feel about some of these lmfao

openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
tina bobs burgers jd scrubs charlie always sunny moaning myrtle, toilet pervert
May 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
munefruits.bsky.social
i... hate my self
my highest match was tobias funke from arrested development (75% match)
May 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
munefruits.bsky.social
oh no

this is going to reawaken one of my most persistent echolalias
unbelievable this is not butter
May 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
munefruits.bsky.social
ah, the beloved simpsons. homer, laggie, baart, snow white, lisa, marg, lomer, bomer, mblaiggsarta, snow white, ?g???
blatantly ai generated image depicting some characters that are supposed to be the simpsons, and snow white, also featuring a completely random man who isn't even in the simpsons style. this was clipped from a youtube thumbnail but im not crediting it because why would i
May 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
munefruits.bsky.social
the mage too eats some carrot
my lunch was strawberry, carrot, melon, celery, and cucumber
May 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM