Matthew "The Mumblin' Man" Hernandez
@mumblematt.bsky.social
33. He/Him
I mumble a lot. I'm sorry.
PNW
Taken
Disabled sad and shaky boi
Talks to himself about video games.
Can't stop eating things with jalapeno or buffalo sauce.
Chronic gut pain idk why lol
Pls play Monster Hunter with me.
I mumble a lot. I'm sorry.
PNW
Taken
Disabled sad and shaky boi
Talks to himself about video games.
Can't stop eating things with jalapeno or buffalo sauce.
Chronic gut pain idk why lol
Pls play Monster Hunter with me.
I don't have a thread for this. Favorite movie was Sinners lol. It's not even a question. I love the lengthy relationship-establishing first half. I love the soundtrack and how it changes as the movie goes on. I love the performances, the themes, THAT scene, and its arguably excessive # of endings.
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I don't have a thread for this. Favorite movie was Sinners lol. It's not even a question. I love the lengthy relationship-establishing first half. I love the soundtrack and how it changes as the movie goes on. I love the performances, the themes, THAT scene, and its arguably excessive # of endings.
They turned out *alright* lol. I got wayyyy too few banana leaves though so i couldn't even make that many.
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
They turned out *alright* lol. I got wayyyy too few banana leaves though so i couldn't even make that many.
Finished Mouthwashing. It was a lot shorter than I expected, but I also don't think it needed to be longer.
I appreciate the restraint on jump scares, there were maybe only a handful, if even that.
And the atmosphere was so effective that they totally COULD have set up some pretty cruel jumps lol.
I appreciate the restraint on jump scares, there were maybe only a handful, if even that.
And the atmosphere was so effective that they totally COULD have set up some pretty cruel jumps lol.
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Finished Mouthwashing. It was a lot shorter than I expected, but I also don't think it needed to be longer.
I appreciate the restraint on jump scares, there were maybe only a handful, if even that.
And the atmosphere was so effective that they totally COULD have set up some pretty cruel jumps lol.
I appreciate the restraint on jump scares, there were maybe only a handful, if even that.
And the atmosphere was so effective that they totally COULD have set up some pretty cruel jumps lol.
My spooky picks for this year! I'm not sure which to start with.
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My spooky picks for this year! I'm not sure which to start with.
THE THRONE has been infiltrated by a dog and its miniature clone.
October 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
THE THRONE has been infiltrated by a dog and its miniature clone.
THE THRONE
*whispers* the throne
*whispers* the throne
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
THE THRONE
*whispers* the throne
*whispers* the throne
I learned the funny sequence break kill on Fourth Chorus
October 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I learned the funny sequence break kill on Fourth Chorus
It's DONE.
All replays will be modded from now on cuz fuck off with this lmao...
All replays will be modded from now on cuz fuck off with this lmao...
September 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It's DONE.
All replays will be modded from now on cuz fuck off with this lmao...
All replays will be modded from now on cuz fuck off with this lmao...
I had a phase where instead of replying to Kenzi like a normal person, I would instead google the subject of our conversation and just add "Minions" to the end of the search query. Just out of morbid curiosity. And reply with what I find. There was almost always a reaction image on the subject lol.
July 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I had a phase where instead of replying to Kenzi like a normal person, I would instead google the subject of our conversation and just add "Minions" to the end of the search query. Just out of morbid curiosity. And reply with what I find. There was almost always a reaction image on the subject lol.
Just spent an hour and 4 minutes on an optional Expedition 33 boss. *Don't* spend an hour and 4 minutes on an optional Expedition 33 boss.
Barrier Breaker's kinda busted for this fight. Became a 1v1 war of attrition where I just kept stealing this dude's shields. But it took an hour and 4 minutes.
Barrier Breaker's kinda busted for this fight. Became a 1v1 war of attrition where I just kept stealing this dude's shields. But it took an hour and 4 minutes.
June 30, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Just spent an hour and 4 minutes on an optional Expedition 33 boss. *Don't* spend an hour and 4 minutes on an optional Expedition 33 boss.
Barrier Breaker's kinda busted for this fight. Became a 1v1 war of attrition where I just kept stealing this dude's shields. But it took an hour and 4 minutes.
Barrier Breaker's kinda busted for this fight. Became a 1v1 war of attrition where I just kept stealing this dude's shields. But it took an hour and 4 minutes.
These ribs are prime in my heart
June 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
These ribs are prime in my heart
AAAAHaAaaAHHH the French...
....video game....
...has always been celebrated for its excellence...
Uh, anyway I'm finally playing it. Just finished Act 1.
....video game....
...has always been celebrated for its excellence...
Uh, anyway I'm finally playing it. Just finished Act 1.
June 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
AAAAHaAaaAHHH the French...
....video game....
...has always been celebrated for its excellence...
Uh, anyway I'm finally playing it. Just finished Act 1.
....video game....
...has always been celebrated for its excellence...
Uh, anyway I'm finally playing it. Just finished Act 1.
This new Street Fighter 6 update is fucking weird man. Still wanna check out Elena, I guess.
June 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This new Street Fighter 6 update is fucking weird man. Still wanna check out Elena, I guess.
Me when the bestie Sleep Apnea shows up
May 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Me when the bestie Sleep Apnea shows up
Me when it's late and I decide to go to bed
May 26, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Me when it's late and I decide to go to bed
There's also this one that looks like maybe a first pass at a photoshop attempt (I attached the other 2 so I can compare them easier)??
These could also just be multiple shots of the same bird. The 2nd one (or the first one you showed) is the most uncanny looking one to me.
These could also just be multiple shots of the same bird. The 2nd one (or the first one you showed) is the most uncanny looking one to me.
May 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
There's also this one that looks like maybe a first pass at a photoshop attempt (I attached the other 2 so I can compare them easier)??
These could also just be multiple shots of the same bird. The 2nd one (or the first one you showed) is the most uncanny looking one to me.
These could also just be multiple shots of the same bird. The 2nd one (or the first one you showed) is the most uncanny looking one to me.
April 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I still replay Machinarium every now and then and have my own little Josef. Super recommend their work!
March 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I still replay Machinarium every now and then and have my own little Josef. Super recommend their work!
Repost with your top four Hoenn Pokemon.
*Specifically shiny Latios cuz I like the color lol.
*Specifically shiny Latios cuz I like the color lol.
March 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Repost with your top four Hoenn Pokemon.
*Specifically shiny Latios cuz I like the color lol.
*Specifically shiny Latios cuz I like the color lol.
I tried really hard to avoid my usual main, but Wilds SnS is sooo smooth. Was going to dual-main longsword and chargeblade, but you can see how quickly I bailed on Charge Blade lmao.
Definitely bringing back the Wide-Range+Free Meal+Speed Eating set later for multiplayer.
Definitely bringing back the Wide-Range+Free Meal+Speed Eating set later for multiplayer.
March 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I tried really hard to avoid my usual main, but Wilds SnS is sooo smooth. Was going to dual-main longsword and chargeblade, but you can see how quickly I bailed on Charge Blade lmao.
Definitely bringing back the Wide-Range+Free Meal+Speed Eating set later for multiplayer.
Definitely bringing back the Wide-Range+Free Meal+Speed Eating set later for multiplayer.
What's a game that you played, but you feel like you're the only one who's played it? 🤔
Iconoclasts. A metroid-y puzzle platformer with interesting lore and *really* fun boss set pieces. It's on most platforms.
Iconoclasts. A metroid-y puzzle platformer with interesting lore and *really* fun boss set pieces. It's on most platforms.
February 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
What's a game that you played, but you feel like you're the only one who's played it? 🤔
Iconoclasts. A metroid-y puzzle platformer with interesting lore and *really* fun boss set pieces. It's on most platforms.
Iconoclasts. A metroid-y puzzle platformer with interesting lore and *really* fun boss set pieces. It's on most platforms.
Thinking about the time I got scammed by a local video game store cuz I was desperate for money, so I started selling my snes cartridges. I think this one regularly goes for 200-ish. And the guy at the shop did me a "favor" and paid me uhhhh...like...20-40??
(Never liked this game as a kid btw lol)
(Never liked this game as a kid btw lol)
February 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Thinking about the time I got scammed by a local video game store cuz I was desperate for money, so I started selling my snes cartridges. I think this one regularly goes for 200-ish. And the guy at the shop did me a "favor" and paid me uhhhh...like...20-40??
(Never liked this game as a kid btw lol)
(Never liked this game as a kid btw lol)