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Facing Schrödinger's Test Match right now as I prepare to turn on the Cricket.
On one hand, I want England to take Australia's last two wickets cheaply. On the other, I'm terrified of Starc's first over of England's innings and the return of Cummins (also Lyon, but that will be later).
#ashes
On one hand, I want England to take Australia's last two wickets cheaply. On the other, I'm terrified of Starc's first over of England's innings and the return of Cummins (also Lyon, but that will be later).
#ashes
December 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Facing Schrödinger's Test Match right now as I prepare to turn on the Cricket.
On one hand, I want England to take Australia's last two wickets cheaply. On the other, I'm terrified of Starc's first over of England's innings and the return of Cummins (also Lyon, but that will be later).
#ashes
On one hand, I want England to take Australia's last two wickets cheaply. On the other, I'm terrified of Starc's first over of England's innings and the return of Cummins (also Lyon, but that will be later).
#ashes
Does England really have nobody willing to stand up in that dressing room and say, "Fucks sakes boys"?
Has the relentless mantra of "positivity at all costs" eliminated all consideration of accountability?
#ashes
Has the relentless mantra of "positivity at all costs" eliminated all consideration of accountability?
#ashes
a group of hockey players sit in a locker room with a man in a suit talking to them
ALT: a group of hockey players sit in a locker room with a man in a suit talking to them
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December 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Does England really have nobody willing to stand up in that dressing room and say, "Fucks sakes boys"?
Has the relentless mantra of "positivity at all costs" eliminated all consideration of accountability?
#ashes
Has the relentless mantra of "positivity at all costs" eliminated all consideration of accountability?
#ashes
Oh hey, looks like someone's trying to recreate The Apprentice in the Oval Office.
Certainly plays different without the editing and also a contestant who's not just there to eat shit.
Certainly plays different without the editing and also a contestant who's not just there to eat shit.
March 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Oh hey, looks like someone's trying to recreate The Apprentice in the Oval Office.
Certainly plays different without the editing and also a contestant who's not just there to eat shit.
Certainly plays different without the editing and also a contestant who's not just there to eat shit.