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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social
@mumbakhadijah.bsky.social
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March 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Idk what to doooooo argghhh
February 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Bluesky my baby were so back
February 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Rubbing my feet and flirting with multiple men. This is actually fun
January 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Lmfaoooo people on IG actually think I just had a baby😭 I was literally in the club two weeks ago wym
January 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My sister said she doesn’t know if she wants to take up her fiancé’s name because she’s worked so hard. And he said if it would make her comfortable, he wouldn’t mind if they hyphenated both their names.

I’m in the backseat about to jump out the car.
January 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
These people keep asking if I’m excited for my birthday so they better have something planned ndafya me I’m here enjoying my birthday depression bani yamba beka
January 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Pros: A baby
Cons: Tied to this useless ass family for life
January 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Everyone’s calling me to ask where her fuckass boyfriend was as if I’m his keeper😭😭
January 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Good luck to whoever has to buy my engagement ring. Unfortunately I can spot fake/cheap rocks from a mile away
January 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
So prettyyyy
January 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
That dress has brought back lost lovers, and it’s like you didn’t know I was hot when you were dogging me out or what?
Lemme even lock the house
January 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I’m glad at least one Linda is getting the romantic love they want and deserve. Because it’s been a very very traumatising experience witnessing evil Linda’s relationship😭 I love her but I really wish she loved herself enough not to make certain decisions
January 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My mum’s from telling me my foundation is too dark for me and I’m just going to take the advice without crashing out #NewYearNewMe
At least she said she’ll get me a new one
January 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Reposted
I get that it’s easier to share the bad things that happened in your relationship once it’s done but I think you must only share once you’re done done because how do you get back w someone when you told your friend “He’s never given me anything! Only a yeast infection from his whoring!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
January 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Woke up to drink water and found my mum🤣 all she said is “mukulu wako ni ofunta”😭
December 31, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Making popcorn at 03, if my mum finds me I’m in troubleeeeee
December 30, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I’ve really stopped doing talking stages and I love that for me.
December 29, 2024 at 10:08 PM
My mum telling everyone at the dining table that she had to ask my sister’s boyfriend to contribute towards the baby’s clothes/blanket😭😭
December 29, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Also that thing about the difference between a girlfriend and a girl with a boyfriend.
December 27, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Please useless boyfriends/husbands trigger something in me🤣
She needs to give birth and go back to her man because no ways
December 27, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Poor pussy management pisses me off so much
December 26, 2024 at 10:30 AM
I’m already upset that my nephew is going to be born into such a dynamic where his father couldn’t even buy his mum a maternity dress or food for her cravings
December 26, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Someone who’s broke but somehow the breadwinner of her relationship w a useless bd, asking me why I don’t intend of having kids until my late 30s and why my generation doesn’t want kids is hilarious
December 26, 2024 at 10:28 AM
I keep telling my mum I just need the hormonal IUD. Ndafya I’ll die at this rate
December 25, 2024 at 2:22 PM