Multiple Nerdgasms
multiplenerdgasms.bsky.social
Multiple Nerdgasms
@multiplenerdgasms.bsky.social
Father, husband, bearded man, professional DM/GM, content creator
Oblivion Remaster drops and my first thought is, “How can I mod this?”

I’m broken. #oblivion #oblivionremaster #thankyoutodd
April 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Every day I wake up to the news
April 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.
April 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It’s not too late to join the Belt & Road Initiative, Australia.

At least China’s dictator is mentally stable.
February 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
You know you back to many #kickstarter projects when a mystery 12kg (25lb) package arrived and you have NFI what it could be.

I have a problem. #boardgames #gamerproblems
February 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Looking for an artist to create a cover for a product for the DM’s Guild, as well as somebody to help with layout.

It’s a book of unique artificer spells. Budget isn’t huge, as it’s my first release, but not looking for freebies. #dnd #dnd5e #dmsguild #5e
February 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Losing myself in stardew valley and calling it therapy
January 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Banned from reddit for three days for describing @peterduttonmpposts.bsky.social as a “cave goblin looking mother-fucker.”

Apparently telling the truth is forbidden on reddit these days.
January 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Got to fulfill a nerd dream today: watching the entire #LOTR extended trilogy with a seven course meal.

Great movies, delicious food, and a quintet of fellow nerds to enjoy it with.

Huge thanks to my amazing wife for bringing a childhood dream to life.
December 10, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Hey #LOTROFamily, would you watch a stream in which all quest text was being read in suitable voices throughout?

Figure I’d put my acting training and years of DMing experience to some use. #lotro #mmorpg
December 7, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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Some things not to comment on this Christmas:

- someone’s weight
- someone’s size
- how much they are eating
- how little they are eating
- the speed they are eating
- the type of foods they are eating
- the times they are eating
- your post Christmas diet
- how fat you feel
December 7, 2024 at 9:59 AM
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just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking
December 7, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Tomorrow marks the first milestone of my 1,700km Shire to Mount Doom trek.

The 15 mile mark brings us to the Green Dragon Inn in Bywater, so I’ve prepared a celebratory dinner of shepherd’s pie, blueberry tarts, a Shire cheeseboard with orchard fruits, and sparkling cider.
December 7, 2024 at 8:59 PM
When the depression hits and you make the choice between ennui and cooking four separate things.

I hope my wife likes tuna salad, blueberry mousse, vanilla chia pudding, and peanut butter choc chip cookies.
December 6, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Where are my #dnd, #pf2e, #pf1e, and #ttrpg creators at? Finally fled the abomination that is Twitter. #ttrpgfamily
December 6, 2024 at 3:54 PM
I deadset expect to see billionaire CEOs suddenly invested in gun control if this keeps up.
December 6, 2024 at 8:39 AM
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December 6, 2024 at 4:05 AM
First they came for the CEOs, and I had a half chub.

Then they came for the shareholders, and I was shooting rope.

#eattherich
December 6, 2024 at 8:32 AM
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Buy your loved-ones lotsa banned books for the holidays.
December 5, 2024 at 2:11 PM
It finally happened. After a decade of DMing, I have had a Hexblade player who isn’t just a generic edgelord.
November 26, 2024 at 6:03 PM