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mullet huntress
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never even ate one tide pod smh
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie
December 15, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Aw. With an amazon link given what they continue do to indie booksellers and every other local business? :,(
December 13, 2024 at 10:00 PM
hello and welcome from wicker park! @alt-text.bsky.social
November 14, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Bonjour from Lausanne and Lac Lamon aka Lake Geneva! 🇨🇭And those cheeky Alps peeking through the fog to say hello too 🏔️

#travel #switzerland #lakegeneva
October 28, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Joan, the goddess
October 28, 2024 at 4:53 AM
this is gonna turn into a documentary isn’t it
April 22, 2024 at 7:06 AM
Letter to the Person Who Carced His Initials into the Oldest Living Longleaf Pine in North America by Matthew Olzmann
April 22, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Tough call but I don’t think this is a mullet, just a guy with bangs. Disappointing as we all know curly mullets are divine gifts
October 31, 2023 at 5:21 AM
AND a bow tie? this is an extremely rare combo. ILNY
October 30, 2023 at 4:12 AM
why does this exist
why did I have to learn this
why are these their options
October 30, 2023 at 4:02 AM
This is a mid-sized wavy chestnut mullet in Chicago.

It’s well-maintained and styled, and is being used properly by first using the business side for chatting before letting the party side show fully. Minimal sideburns ensure the party side is pretty well-concealed until the time is right.
6/10
October 27, 2023 at 3:41 PM
it’s all happening
October 26, 2023 at 3:06 AM
you’re always welcome to come sit at the kind & horny table with us anytime you like
October 26, 2023 at 3:03 AM
just another normal day in New Social Media. i turned off auto-updates on these forever ago 😁 it’s the only way i can stand it
October 26, 2023 at 2:55 AM
no
yawn
appealing
unremarkable
y’all just covered it in banners?
the actual worst ugliest and most likely to be built
October 24, 2023 at 5:36 PM
October 24, 2023 at 5:27 PM
my tuesday mood. I’m taking a slice of every flavor too and might smuggle a couple out under my laptop if Brenda keeps it up
September 26, 2023 at 1:55 PM
some might say dumpsters give bad advice, even in chicago
September 26, 2023 at 5:20 AM
“maybe just sit and look at the fruit and clap, Ted”
September 25, 2023 at 7:00 AM
me watching all the pumpkin fuckers and realizing I don’t even have any autumn leaves for my ass yet
September 24, 2023 at 4:46 PM
September 24, 2023 at 4:48 AM
September 22, 2023 at 5:43 PM
I’m late to the party but I also remembered not to forget thanks to my merch. (the tips broke off in a pre-covid era duel but thankfully the blood and tears washed right off)
September 13, 2023 at 1:17 AM