Daughter was a micro preemie. She got SS til she was 4. Lemme tell ya, it helped a lot with astronomical hospital bills. 126 days in the NICU. Also, she turned 6 today. Wouldn’t be here now without that help.

82 here. I just wanna shoot guns, hunt, show my daughter all my old NES games, nerd out on my TMNT toys and get high at my gay friends wedding. I don’t think that’s asking too much.

Holy shit is this accurate. I’m gonna steal this phrase.

Quit being a bitch and walk by him. If you’re this spineless encountering a rent-a-cop I can’t imagine what else you roll over for.