Mulberry Beret
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In other news: Water is Wet, Pope is Catholic, Bears Shit in Woods.
January 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM
In other news: Water is Wet, Pope is Catholic, Bears Shit in Woods.
I’ve heard her speak. This doesn’t sound like her voice at all.
January 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I’ve heard her speak. This doesn’t sound like her voice at all.
My mom had dementia, but still said “That asshole!” when asked who the president was. This was during said asshole’s first term.
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
My mom had dementia, but still said “That asshole!” when asked who the president was. This was during said asshole’s first term.
“Freeman isn’t just saying the words, he’s braising them, making them tender and toothsome but with just enough wry bite to keep the audience coming back.”
That’s a delicious sentence. Pure poetry.
That’s a delicious sentence. Pure poetry.
December 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“Freeman isn’t just saying the words, he’s braising them, making them tender and toothsome but with just enough wry bite to keep the audience coming back.”
That’s a delicious sentence. Pure poetry.
That’s a delicious sentence. Pure poetry.
The one on Newbury Street is still there.
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The one on Newbury Street is still there.
What about Captain Crunch?
December 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
What about Captain Crunch?
The most suspicious thing is that somebody married that ghoul.
December 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The most suspicious thing is that somebody married that ghoul.
Erie is much shallower
December 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Erie is much shallower
If anyone else is in the house, you have Puppy Prerogative and they have to bring you snacks.
December 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
If anyone else is in the house, you have Puppy Prerogative and they have to bring you snacks.
I take the leg lamp out of the window on Epiphany.
December 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I take the leg lamp out of the window on Epiphany.
Then there would be an unhappy dog at Epiphany
December 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Then there would be an unhappy dog at Epiphany
Schrödinger’s peanut
December 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Schrödinger’s peanut
And all his excuses were signed “Epstein’s mother”
December 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
And all his excuses were signed “Epstein’s mother”
Chicks like bad boys.
December 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Chicks like bad boys.
I mean… I remember people that feed me on a regular basis, so…
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I mean… I remember people that feed me on a regular basis, so…
Dark. Accurate, but dark.
December 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Dark. Accurate, but dark.
Our lunchroom was wall-to-wall Euchre.
December 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Our lunchroom was wall-to-wall Euchre.
For not wanting them.
December 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
For not wanting them.
For some justices, facilitating corruption seems to be the goal.
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
For some justices, facilitating corruption seems to be the goal.
Somehow my couch sleepy never converts to bed sleepy.
December 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Somehow my couch sleepy never converts to bed sleepy.
Oh hello, Orion! ‘Sup?
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Oh hello, Orion! ‘Sup?