Pump Up N'tcham
@muiry.bsky.social
By the sacred shit of the sacred psychedelic Tibetan yeti, we'll smoke the Chinese out.
That time of year again 🎄
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
That time of year again 🎄
I'm taking part in the 2025 Scottish Half Marathon to raise money for St. Andrew's Hospice. Any donations to help reach my target would be greatly appreciated. Click the link below to view my JustGiving page and donate. www.justgiving.com/Paul-Muir2025
Paul is running 2025 Scottish Half Marathon for St. Andrew's Hospice
Help Paul Muir raise money to support St Andrew's Hospice, Lanarkshire
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August 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm taking part in the 2025 Scottish Half Marathon to raise money for St. Andrew's Hospice. Any donations to help reach my target would be greatly appreciated. Click the link below to view my JustGiving page and donate. www.justgiving.com/Paul-Muir2025
Sitting drinking beer aw day yesterday like an absolute sausage, forgetting these Spaniards don't measure their spirits. 3 rums later n I'm convinced there's not a better fighter in this hotel.
July 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Sitting drinking beer aw day yesterday like an absolute sausage, forgetting these Spaniards don't measure their spirits. 3 rums later n I'm convinced there's not a better fighter in this hotel.
Memories of Malia '09. Delayed 17hours, extra day at the pool. Danger to life warning due to the heat, advised to stay indoors. Fuck that, am on ma holidays, etc. Ginger cousin falls asleep in the shade. Sun moves, cooks him alive. What followed was the funniest 24 hours of my life.
July 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Memories of Malia '09. Delayed 17hours, extra day at the pool. Danger to life warning due to the heat, advised to stay indoors. Fuck that, am on ma holidays, etc. Ginger cousin falls asleep in the shade. Sun moves, cooks him alive. What followed was the funniest 24 hours of my life.
I swear I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but does anyone?
May 28, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I swear I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but does anyone?
This is why the world's a mess. Being run by fat doughballs. Should need to pass a bleep test at the very least.
AWKWARD AF
The entire Ohio State football team laughs AT (not with) JD Vance. Then he stands there looking stoopid AF holding a broken trophy
The entire Ohio State football team laughs AT (not with) JD Vance. Then he stands there looking stoopid AF holding a broken trophy
April 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
This is why the world's a mess. Being run by fat doughballs. Should need to pass a bleep test at the very least.
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For any tourists visiting these shores this summer, I recommend this detailed map of Britain, Ireland and the Orkneys, from “Topography Of Ireland” by Gerald Of Wales (1187)
April 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
For any tourists visiting these shores this summer, I recommend this detailed map of Britain, Ireland and the Orkneys, from “Topography Of Ireland” by Gerald Of Wales (1187)
1st day off for the Easter holidays. What's the point?
April 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
1st day off for the Easter holidays. What's the point?
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In the chippy and they’re playing Virtual Insanity, which is apt as the floor is absolutely covered in grease.
December 14, 2024 at 5:26 PM
In the chippy and they’re playing Virtual Insanity, which is apt as the floor is absolutely covered in grease.
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Top 2 songs hijacked by the wee man
December 4, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Top 2 songs hijacked by the wee man
Really don't want to sound like a goth, but is there anything an ice cold can of original Monster can't fix? Coz I doubt there is.
December 4, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Really don't want to sound like a goth, but is there anything an ice cold can of original Monster can't fix? Coz I doubt there is.
There's probably a logical explanation, but what the fucks that in the sky? Video quality is poor, but it looks like a circle getting bigger n smaller.
November 28, 2024 at 9:30 PM
There's probably a logical explanation, but what the fucks that in the sky? Video quality is poor, but it looks like a circle getting bigger n smaller.
Lawrence Shankland failing always brings me such joy.
November 28, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Lawrence Shankland failing always brings me such joy.
Quite a painful watch
Amorim looking suitably unimpressed with Ed Sheeran turning up for no reason
November 24, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Quite a painful watch
I love Alistair Johnston more than anything.
November 23, 2024 at 11:05 PM
I love Alistair Johnston more than anything.
Two bald frauds being exposed today
November 23, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Two bald frauds being exposed today
A whopping result for Scottish football as a whole!
November 23, 2024 at 6:01 PM
A whopping result for Scottish football as a whole!
It's over, Elon. Stop embarrassing yourself.
November 23, 2024 at 8:44 AM
It's over, Elon. Stop embarrassing yourself.
Club football returns, praise Jesus.
a man in a blue jacket is standing on a soccer field with his hands in the air .
ALT: a man in a blue jacket is standing on a soccer field with his hands in the air .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Club football returns, praise Jesus.
You know you're at a Chapel in Airdrie when the priests got a skin fade
November 22, 2024 at 3:48 PM
You know you're at a Chapel in Airdrie when the priests got a skin fade
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Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
September 21, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.