Mugwump Jr. the Third
@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social
Human scum with a heart of gold 🫶
Anarchist or Antichrist? 🤷♀️🤷 your call
Will joke for food 🍖
Perfect 👍👍👍
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Perfect 👍👍👍
"Whatever use to put piggies down--do it to heez Diet Coke"
--Melanoma to her SS, after a come-to-Jeebus moment on the Bedminster back nine
--Melanoma to her SS, after a come-to-Jeebus moment on the Bedminster back nine
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Whatever use to put piggies down--do it to heez Diet Coke"
--Melanoma to her SS, after a come-to-Jeebus moment on the Bedminster back nine
--Melanoma to her SS, after a come-to-Jeebus moment on the Bedminster back nine
And as a ghost, I also would LOVE to fuck with the animatronic Dump
Make him glitch, pick his nose, make jack off motions, and say things like "I need a diaper change STAT" & "I enjoy sexy time with children"
Make him glitch, pick his nose, make jack off motions, and say things like "I need a diaper change STAT" & "I enjoy sexy time with children"
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
And as a ghost, I also would LOVE to fuck with the animatronic Dump
Make him glitch, pick his nose, make jack off motions, and say things like "I need a diaper change STAT" & "I enjoy sexy time with children"
Make him glitch, pick his nose, make jack off motions, and say things like "I need a diaper change STAT" & "I enjoy sexy time with children"
🚨 From now on, all inflatables at any protest 🚨
MUST BE PIGGIES
MUST BE PIGGIES
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
🚨 From now on, all inflatables at any protest 🚨
MUST BE PIGGIES
MUST BE PIGGIES
"I'll make sure you walk if you get me more of that young stuff. Now that Jeffrey's no longer with us"
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"I'll make sure you walk if you get me more of that young stuff. Now that Jeffrey's no longer with us"
She also has a lot of splaining to do to the Neanderthal community
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
She also has a lot of splaining to do to the Neanderthal community
"Let them buy RVs"
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"Let them buy RVs"
Or viewed as aspirational
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Or viewed as aspirational
Surely no one is surprised
We also bought all her Venezualan plastic surgery & her aerodynamic rack
We also bought all her Venezualan plastic surgery & her aerodynamic rack
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Surely no one is surprised
We also bought all her Venezualan plastic surgery & her aerodynamic rack
We also bought all her Venezualan plastic surgery & her aerodynamic rack
Just imagine what those HOURS Dump spent with a 12-year-old entailed.
Just. Imagine.
Just. Imagine.
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Just imagine what those HOURS Dump spent with a 12-year-old entailed.
Just. Imagine.
Just. Imagine.
"No. Prove it."
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"No. Prove it."
WOW *WHO KNEW* the DonOld Russian kompromat would be his child rape habit and NOT his golden showers hoes??
(besides Epstein, who set him up)
"The richer friend of my friend is my best friend" --Jeffrey Epstein, before his friend killed him
(besides Epstein, who set him up)
"The richer friend of my friend is my best friend" --Jeffrey Epstein, before his friend killed him
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
WOW *WHO KNEW* the DonOld Russian kompromat would be his child rape habit and NOT his golden showers hoes??
(besides Epstein, who set him up)
"The richer friend of my friend is my best friend" --Jeffrey Epstein, before his friend killed him
(besides Epstein, who set him up)
"The richer friend of my friend is my best friend" --Jeffrey Epstein, before his friend killed him
Oh there was a reason. To use OUR money to fund HIS personal moneymaking schemes in other countries
"I'm the President of the United States. I can do anything I want. Anything."--DonOld Judas Dump, 47th and final U.S. President
"I'm the President of the United States. I can do anything I want. Anything."--DonOld Judas Dump, 47th and final U.S. President
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Oh there was a reason. To use OUR money to fund HIS personal moneymaking schemes in other countries
"I'm the President of the United States. I can do anything I want. Anything."--DonOld Judas Dump, 47th and final U.S. President
"I'm the President of the United States. I can do anything I want. Anything."--DonOld Judas Dump, 47th and final U.S. President
Dump is America's massive hellacious bowel movement that's been backed up & festering for centuries
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Dump is America's massive hellacious bowel movement that's been backed up & festering for centuries
He did seem nice
November 12, 2025 at 9:37 AM
He did seem nice
BY NOW, everything of value in the White House has been stripped for parts, Temu-replicated or stollen
Which is one reason why the remaining rooms have been crop-dusted with fool's gold gewgaws as gaudy distraction, and to hide the priceless missing
The other reason is toddler taste-level
Which is one reason why the remaining rooms have been crop-dusted with fool's gold gewgaws as gaudy distraction, and to hide the priceless missing
The other reason is toddler taste-level
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
BY NOW, everything of value in the White House has been stripped for parts, Temu-replicated or stollen
Which is one reason why the remaining rooms have been crop-dusted with fool's gold gewgaws as gaudy distraction, and to hide the priceless missing
The other reason is toddler taste-level
Which is one reason why the remaining rooms have been crop-dusted with fool's gold gewgaws as gaudy distraction, and to hide the priceless missing
The other reason is toddler taste-level
Many people are saying that DonOld Dump will receive the first ever Dunning-Kruger Presiduncial Medal of Freedumb
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Many people are saying that DonOld Dump will receive the first ever Dunning-Kruger Presiduncial Medal of Freedumb
I'm still waiting on those Epstein Files that Dump's been promising since he killed him
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm still waiting on those Epstein Files that Dump's been promising since he killed him
Get out the way or begone
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Get out the way or begone
But they're NOT fractures. They're just the "political cover bloc" for the corporate owners of Dems as an institutional whole. The rot is deep, pervasive & permanent. In BOTH parties.
This is where We, The 340 million People, come in.
They won't change in the face of unfettered greed
So we must.
This is where We, The 340 million People, come in.
They won't change in the face of unfettered greed
So we must.
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
But they're NOT fractures. They're just the "political cover bloc" for the corporate owners of Dems as an institutional whole. The rot is deep, pervasive & permanent. In BOTH parties.
This is where We, The 340 million People, come in.
They won't change in the face of unfettered greed
So we must.
This is where We, The 340 million People, come in.
They won't change in the face of unfettered greed
So we must.
DID Y'ALL CHOSE?
Or did Elmo & other MAGA operatives fuck with our elections??? 🤔
More shall be revealed
Or did Elmo & other MAGA operatives fuck with our elections??? 🤔
More shall be revealed
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
DID Y'ALL CHOSE?
Or did Elmo & other MAGA operatives fuck with our elections??? 🤔
More shall be revealed
Or did Elmo & other MAGA operatives fuck with our elections??? 🤔
More shall be revealed
We can add those 400k preventable COVID deaths to Dump's murder tally
Soon we'll add untold millions to Dump's hit list, killed by treatable medical conditions because unable to afford insurance
Between learning the basics of forced famine & medical murder, Dump has never felt more alive
Soon we'll add untold millions to Dump's hit list, killed by treatable medical conditions because unable to afford insurance
Between learning the basics of forced famine & medical murder, Dump has never felt more alive
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
We can add those 400k preventable COVID deaths to Dump's murder tally
Soon we'll add untold millions to Dump's hit list, killed by treatable medical conditions because unable to afford insurance
Between learning the basics of forced famine & medical murder, Dump has never felt more alive
Soon we'll add untold millions to Dump's hit list, killed by treatable medical conditions because unable to afford insurance
Between learning the basics of forced famine & medical murder, Dump has never felt more alive
Bingo 🤣
You think those Secret Service agents enjoy riding around with that insufferably vain, endlessly needy windbag while being treated like covfefe manservants?
The stench alone of that embalmed carcass, the moldering thing on his head & nonstop streaming diaper brings big strong men to tears
You think those Secret Service agents enjoy riding around with that insufferably vain, endlessly needy windbag while being treated like covfefe manservants?
The stench alone of that embalmed carcass, the moldering thing on his head & nonstop streaming diaper brings big strong men to tears
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Bingo 🤣
You think those Secret Service agents enjoy riding around with that insufferably vain, endlessly needy windbag while being treated like covfefe manservants?
The stench alone of that embalmed carcass, the moldering thing on his head & nonstop streaming diaper brings big strong men to tears
You think those Secret Service agents enjoy riding around with that insufferably vain, endlessly needy windbag while being treated like covfefe manservants?
The stench alone of that embalmed carcass, the moldering thing on his head & nonstop streaming diaper brings big strong men to tears
I GUESS as long as we allow corporate rule & money in politics & business as usual
It's up to US to take to the streets & demand our government back from the billionaire's pimps
It's up to US to take to the streets & demand our government back from the billionaire's pimps
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I GUESS as long as we allow corporate rule & money in politics & business as usual
It's up to US to take to the streets & demand our government back from the billionaire's pimps
It's up to US to take to the streets & demand our government back from the billionaire's pimps