Not that Root Beer succeeded in overturning Diet Coke anyway due to committee

The @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social party has forgotten that we are the party of Bigfoot and on election night the Bigfoot but came out for us in record numbers of voters but also a number of Bigfoots stood with our party as well. Of course this inaccuracy is expected of an aggressive pro war party

We also congratulate the Brat party members elected and all members of all parties for their campaigns and elections. Every member of parliament should celebrate a job well done tonight.

The Root Beer Party doesn’t believe in any corporations forming government, we believe in Canada as a brand forming government and what better brand than Root Beer as an idea with universal Root Beer Values.

Les Québécois aiment la Racinette et les racines aromatisantes qu'elle est cultivée là-bas et ailleurs au Canada. Le parti Brat s'oppose clairement aux idées communes en faveur de la création de division.

Nous prévoyons également de Augmentation l'économie Québec en aidant à créer de nouveaux producteurs de Racinette basés au Québec

La vice-président sera heureux d'apprendre que le principal type de racine utilisé pour aromatiser la Racinette est couramment cultivé au Québec et est tout aussi populaire au Québec que dans le reste du Canada.

No need, the root beer party supports co-existence between all root beer brands and for all root beer to win the cola wars together.

We accept both big and small Root Beer, all Root Beer can coexist and benefit all of Canadian society with more relaxation and less stress. Other parties only ever call out policies they don’t agree with, we offer policies that all Canadians can get behind.

Previous governments commitments to teaching members about the world map is lacking, the Root Beer Party will increase knowledge of the world map for all Canadians and MPs via educational Root Beer Packaging as well as free maps for all!

But we also need to promote Canada and Canadian trade as a brand that everyone can agree with, and that element of diplomacy can only be done with Canadian made root beer via Mug diplomacy

Meanwhile we in the Root Beer Party offer both caffeine free and sugar free brands of Root Beer for all, also while promoting moderation in Root Beer consumption.Our parties make big statements about how shocked they are about each other’s policies, only the Root Beer Party makes new good policies.

Yes the root beer party supports this proposal, creating a truck per day for this will also boost the local automotive industry, thus creating jobs in the riding!

Don’t let partisanship get it the way, join the Root Beer Party today, be a part of the only party willing to work with all to get Root Beer values into law!

No teeth rot here, the root beer party always supports reasonable consumption of root beer to ensure all the benefits of root beer with no costs