Frothing at the mouth rn

I confuse myself immensely

Everytime someone says "your welcome" to me my brain now just thinks "yes.. my welcome.."

To have friendship trauma that's almost if not as bad as your relationship trauma usually means you need to get the fuck away from the friends that do that to you

I think I just care too much

Money money money, must be funny
In a rich man's world 🫠

"Hey babe can you count this?"

Women will say the word "boundary" and a guys reaction will be to ghost them until enough time has passed for them to pretend to forget about the boundary

NO FUCKING WAYYYYYY I can't wait 🥹

The stoner urge to shove as much popcorn/snack in my mouth at once like a chipmunk so I'm not sitting in front of the bowl at the family function