My partner is an Art instructor at the community college in our small-ish conservative town. His students are unfit for higher education both intellectually and socially. He had a Title IX complaint against him that he was later cleared of. We’re both trans. I left higher education in January.

It would be super helpful if the corporate Dems would get out of the way of the democracy-loving Dems. That said, I’ll vote for naked mole rat over a republican.

Only Kamala was born. The others emerged from the upside down place.

With all due respect, I don’t view people who embrace authoritarianism, bigotry, kleptocracy, and theocracy as Americans. Many of them have openly broken oaths to the Constitution and the rest of them happily support oath breakers. They are not Americans. They are a threat to our national security.

Among many things we need to do in 2029 to ensure our national security for the long term, we need to federalize the public school system. This should fund schools nationwide and standardize curriculum. Also, ban religious-based homeschooling.

To all friends who frequent the national parks; PLEASE do not go to the parks on his birthday. Speak with your absence and your wallet. Do NOT go.

389? Donald, please stop posting on Gov. Newsome’s social media.

As the leader of Antifa, I can tell you my boyfriend is not in ICE custody as we are currently planning the takeover of Utah. We’ll begin transing the population soon. Note: this only applies to MAGAs as the pro-democracy peeps tend to have a triple digit IQ and are not susceptible to dipshittery.

Thank you, sir. Former submariner here. Too bad we couldn’t have you doing drills & spills with us, but I guess being an astronaut is a worthy alternative. I’m grateful for the opportunity I had, and I’m grateful for your ongoing service. Americans are with you.

#GoNAVY

Not to mention “starting catcher” really means the number of innings Cal actually played, how many pitchers he talked back from the edge, and how physical his position actually is.

How many times did he run it through the Truth Social AI before Donald approved?

I don’t think he’s posted on social media for over 20 hours. The walls will never be the same!

Maxwell was obviously given an amnesia deal: Forget all the bad stuff you know about the boss and you’ll get a puppy and yoga instructor on your way out the door.

Seattle fans disagree…

Malignant barcissists never do anything wrong. They suffer no flaw, are responsible for no ill visited upon others, nor should they be subject to the rule of law; they are perfect. The presidency is the ultimate nourishment for the narcissist’s ego.

Yet Nancy is desperate for drama. During hearings, she asks every witness for their definition of a woman.