We do have domestic sparkling wine--chill that, instead of the Dom Perignon champagne you could overpay for from France.

I can envision them hiring an evil nanny, like Mrs. Andrews in the stage musical "Mary Poppins".

Except (until May, at least) not Stephen Colbert. On Trump & MAGA, he's still brutal & getting funnier.

Ugh. I refuse to watch that travesty.

Except it will be "Weekends at a Trump --branded golf course."

And not with international courts.

I dunno--the cockroach DNA is strong with this one.

"I think he fetched coffee for us, but I can't be sure."