Muffy Wumpkins
@muffywumpkins.bsky.social
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Just in case some missed it...
January 24, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Just in case some missed it...
Is this too polarizing? Did you feel this was your duty to deliver? Great job. So glad I voted for you /s
January 24, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Is this too polarizing? Did you feel this was your duty to deliver? Great job. So glad I voted for you /s
He was just filming them.
January 24, 2026 at 6:44 PM
He was just filming them.
One of my favorite work activities is going through a massive pile of sticky notes on my desk and trying to figure out what I was even on about...
September 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
One of my favorite work activities is going through a massive pile of sticky notes on my desk and trying to figure out what I was even on about...
Yoooo, I forgot I saved this @adamsessler.bsky.social
September 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Yoooo, I forgot I saved this @adamsessler.bsky.social
I'm not clicking that trend, but I did laugh (at both)
September 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I'm not clicking that trend, but I did laugh (at both)
I use these posters to facilitate feedback sessions on analyses/investigations with mostly Republicans. We'll spend an hour just arguing about why facts and logic matter. Why? They want to get to stuff they believe grants more immediate personal benefit, no matter the cost to the whole company.
August 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I use these posters to facilitate feedback sessions on analyses/investigations with mostly Republicans. We'll spend an hour just arguing about why facts and logic matter. Why? They want to get to stuff they believe grants more immediate personal benefit, no matter the cost to the whole company.
Oops. Wrong fluid vessel for the day
April 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oops. Wrong fluid vessel for the day
Update: Turns out I forgot to take half my meds. Color me fucking surprised. This really just explains the writer's block (BTW did you start that book?) & rage. Crying is almost a hobby for me. Anyway, consider my operating experience.
April 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Update: Turns out I forgot to take half my meds. Color me fucking surprised. This really just explains the writer's block (BTW did you start that book?) & rage. Crying is almost a hobby for me. Anyway, consider my operating experience.
Well I don't know about you, but I *love* to trainwreck my skin right before returning to the office. Fucking mint. It's the burning that really makes it great.
April 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Well I don't know about you, but I *love* to trainwreck my skin right before returning to the office. Fucking mint. It's the burning that really makes it great.
Straight-up disrespectful elder cat
April 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Straight-up disrespectful elder cat
Pre-Outage Mental Health Break Day 3: The schedule will never recover. Continued creating chaos & breaking up elderly girl cat fights.
I listened half of Wounds again. It's only been ~2 yrs or so since I've been able to enjoy fiction. Probably my favorite so far. #JustADHDThings #horrorlit #horror
I listened half of Wounds again. It's only been ~2 yrs or so since I've been able to enjoy fiction. Probably my favorite so far. #JustADHDThings #horrorlit #horror
April 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Pre-Outage Mental Health Break Day 3: The schedule will never recover. Continued creating chaos & breaking up elderly girl cat fights.
I listened half of Wounds again. It's only been ~2 yrs or so since I've been able to enjoy fiction. Probably my favorite so far. #JustADHDThings #horrorlit #horror
I listened half of Wounds again. It's only been ~2 yrs or so since I've been able to enjoy fiction. Probably my favorite so far. #JustADHDThings #horrorlit #horror
Pre-Outage Mental Health Break Day 2: Failed to Finish as scheduled due to discovery. I did finishing listening to The Nameless Dark though. Probably need to listen to it again. Created chaos throughout the upstairs as opposed to actually cleaning. #JustADHDThings #horrorlit #horror
April 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Pre-Outage Mental Health Break Day 2: Failed to Finish as scheduled due to discovery. I did finishing listening to The Nameless Dark though. Probably need to listen to it again. Created chaos throughout the upstairs as opposed to actually cleaning. #JustADHDThings #horrorlit #horror
I hate both Facebook and the DoE. Energy policy is cooked. #nuclear #BeSoForReal
April 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I hate both Facebook and the DoE. Energy policy is cooked. #nuclear #BeSoForReal
Pre-Outage Mental Health Break Day 1: I finished listening to The Eyes are the Best Part. #horror #horrorlit I stared at a massive pile of laundry and considered it.
March 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Pre-Outage Mental Health Break Day 1: I finished listening to The Eyes are the Best Part. #horror #horrorlit I stared at a massive pile of laundry and considered it.
Good ole Bluetooth autoconnect. I fear my son will remain uncoupled.
March 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Good ole Bluetooth autoconnect. I fear my son will remain uncoupled.
My emoji communication was met with an inperson emoji. It was not effective.
March 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My emoji communication was met with an inperson emoji. It was not effective.
I got 5 emergent procedure reviews dropped on my desk, so I didn't finish Dungeon Crawler Carl either. (spot the error)
March 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I got 5 emergent procedure reviews dropped on my desk, so I didn't finish Dungeon Crawler Carl either. (spot the error)
I forgot to throw my scrap cup out last Sunday. Now, I feel morally obligated to leave it alone. #JustADHDThings
March 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I forgot to throw my scrap cup out last Sunday. Now, I feel morally obligated to leave it alone. #JustADHDThings
*snicker* Great use of tithing
March 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
*snicker* Great use of tithing
March 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Try harder
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I followed but I only offer snark behind text.
(but requests for sign inputs submitted to my pun guy)
I followed but I only offer snark behind text.
March 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Try harder
(but requests for sign inputs submitted to my pun guy)
I followed but I only offer snark behind text.
(but requests for sign inputs submitted to my pun guy)
I followed but I only offer snark behind text.
No card for gish gallop since it's a rheotical technique not a logical fallacy or cognitive bias. There are too many of those to count though.
March 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
No card for gish gallop since it's a rheotical technique not a logical fallacy or cognitive bias. There are too many of those to count though.