Bernhard Mueller
muellerberndt.bsky.social
Bernhard Mueller
@muellerberndt.bsky.social
Uncertified ethical hacker
Welcome to the end credits!

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February 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
There’s a difference between writing poetry and just stringing random words together.

In the first case, there’s layers of meaning.

In the latter case, it’s just idiotic bullshit.

Try to find meaning in this… nope.
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
BTC maxis, you lost.

You shouldn’t have listened to idiots like Saifedean and Saylor. I mean, come on, Michael is soo fucking stupid.

That said, I don’t want you to lose everything because of 1 mistake, so let’s swap to ETH at some point (the rate won’t be great but it’ll be better than nothing).
January 30, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Doki Doki Literature Club is one of the greatest achievements in story-telling ever. However, it can’t be explained. It needs to be experienced.
January 30, 2026 at 2:52 AM
In contrast to Elon I actually platinumed Elden Ring. But I’ll be the first to admit that I absolutely suck at the game. I over-leveled and used broken builds throughout. I literally perfumed the final boss to death 😄
January 29, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Welcome to outside the matrix!

I know the rapture wasn't on anyone's bingo card today but this is how it starts. The rules:

- Be kind to other conscious beings -> backup-into-paradise
- Be a jerk who hurts and abuses others -> let's just say your next stop won't be pleasant

We see you 👀
January 28, 2026 at 2:41 AM