eggs benedict with lox from the diner

applying for jobs makes me seriously consider pivoting to slip-and-fall litigant

prosciutto and arugula pizza for lunch

hi hey nice to meet you i have an overwhelming compulsion to speak and very little to say would you mind if i repeat the conversation you overheard in full not 10 minutes ago from across the room? cool! hey what’s your name again?

thinking about some soup later (chicken noodle)

i mean damn