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Chat-GPT reckons I should go with:👋 G'day from Perth! IT pro embracing the digital waves. No cats, but a passion for all things tech. Let's connect and explore the tech universe together! 🌐 #Perth #ITPro
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tried to warn ya
July 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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July 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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"Where shall we meet?"
"At the blue Mondoshawan"
It's a Mondoshawan. An alien from the excellent movie Fifth Element. One description I found online is: The Mondoshawan are a race of aliens that are friendly to humans. Standing slightly taller than a Human, the Mondoshawan are quasi-biblical beings that serve as the caretakers of both the Four Elemental Stones (Water, Earth, Fire, Air) and guardians of the Fifth Element. Although little is known of their homeworld or race it can be assumed it is some distance from Earth, remaining relatively secluded from the other races. Little is known of what the Mondoshawan actually look like as they are only seen wearing an impenetrable gold-metallic armor. At some point in Ancient History, the Mondoshawan visited the Humans "before time was time". A succession of Priests were established to protect the Fifth Element and the Chamber in Egypt known as the 50th-level parish. Evil attempted to destroy the world 5000 years prior to the events of The Fifth Element, possibly multiple times - and perhaps even causing the Moon to form around Earth. In the Divine language, the word 'Mondoshawan' translates as 'guardians'.
July 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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It's an AI generated book cover of "Home cooking with Erin". We see some vegetables in baskets in muted colours and in the middle sits Erin "Mushroom" Patterson. She's been in the news for being found guilty of killing some of her estranged inlaws with poisonous mushrooms she served them.
July 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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It's Kath and Kim from the series "Kath and Kim". They're in a kichen. Meme text reads "Look at moi" which was a catchphrase from the hit comedy show
June 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Bruh, I really don't know. I'm going to have a lie down instead.
June 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Found this little fella in town. But I'm not sure if it was me or not
December 13, 2024 at 9:43 AM
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Time for Polar Express
December 8, 2024 at 10:01 AM
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Mini Moke
It's a red Mini Moke with a white roo bar, white roll bars, wheels and mirrors. We're looking at it from front right. It's sat on a wood floor in front of a brick wall with structural steel girders showing. There's a few other cars in the background so I'm assuming this is a museum somewhere. I should probably go read more on it, but a Mini Moke seems, to me, to basically be an old-school Mini's engine and running gear surrounded with the least number of flimsy sheet metal panels required to keep its occupants (up to 4) off the ground. The genuinely look like I'd put them together in a shed. Doors and roofs are for pussies obviously, so we're not bothering with those. One of our road trains could run over a Mini Moke and the driver probably wouldn't even notice.
November 25, 2024 at 6:40 AM
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Brewery with a lake you smack golf balls into. Wcgw.
So there's beer, surly working-holiday-visa Spaniard bar man who didn't want to be a barman, limited menu and a weird sort of vibe. But the sun is shining and they'll let you smack balls into a lake. Good times. Not sure where my kids are. But they can't have gone far.
September 25, 2024 at 8:13 AM
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September 25, 2024 at 5:31 AM
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Anyway. For me, this is quite a posh lunch
September 25, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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At a chocolate factory now. Look at what they have.
Packs of 3 chocolates. Each one is the shape of a number. Oh yes. The best marsupial. The sigma. Skibidee. $15 a pack mind.
September 23, 2024 at 7:24 AM
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Just by the ladies toilet for extra fun. That's a hat for scale. But doesnt really look right - old mate Legs there seems bigger
September 23, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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Look what I just found when picking up girl from school
September 10, 2024 at 7:16 AM
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Reminds me of still the best licence plate we have in this state. Obvs on a #Holden
It's the front of a bright blue Holden. A Commodore I believe, not sure on series. The custom rego plate is X32 22A. The picture also shows what that looks like from the mirror of a car in front. It reads "ASS SEX"
September 10, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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Is this a #bandicoot
September 8, 2024 at 7:18 AM
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Did a double-take
A woman at the playground in a blue "sloppy Joe" jumper that shops at her waist. She is wearing leggings, flesh coloured leggings
September 7, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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I love these kind of notifications in the morning. I've no idea what I've ordered. But it's coming today. Exciting.
Partial screenshot of a mail from aramex. It says "Your UBI SP PER parcel is on board for delivery". I've no idea what it is. Sounds like it may be something I've ordered locally. I'm only waiting for one parcel I know about and that's some glasses which seem to be still in Sydney. Turns out I can't wear just readers and do actually need the expensive multifocals so they had to go back for new lenses. Seem to be taking an age tbh. You see, my new desk has glorious natural light which is unfortunately making my Transitions auto-darkening lenses go dark so I can't see the screen. The man comes to install the blinds tomorrow which may help. Bet the glasses arrive tomorrow as well lol. Anyway, today's delivery will be a surprise.
September 4, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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Seriously Word, wtf? I don't need this kind of hassle.
A screenshot of a Microsoft Word document. On the left is a search box and i've enterd "server" as a term to search for. The display indicates it's searched 175 pages and no match was found. Just to its right is the heading of a section of the doc, which has "server" in the title.
August 6, 2024 at 11:57 AM
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Having found the custom emoji setting in Teams yesterday I am mostly using this one, and it's causing quite the stir
Horribly low-res blown-up image of a tiny emoji used in Microsoft Teams. It's of me! A handsome frood with glasses showing just my head, on a white background. No parmesan.
August 1, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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Wait. What's this? In Teams it seems I can now add emojis of my face and everyone else can use them?
This is absolutely not going to get abused.
Screenshot of an option that may be new in Microsoft Teams that seems to allow upload and use of my own custom emoji.
July 31, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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Deffo me
It's the trousered legs of a gentleman. we're looking down at them as he's sat on a company-coloured office chair on a boring AF grey carpet. He has his comfy but tatty inside brown boots on. The right one is nearly wound round his colleague's electrical power lead and he has reminded himself to sort that out. The trousers are light brown with a lined pattern of darker brown criss-crossing. He can't remember what the pattern is called. They kinda of a little bit showy and more interesting than all the boring ones around me, but not too jazzy.
July 31, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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Cheers Macca's
It's a McDonald's box of 6 nuggets. With a black pube attached. I'm so tired and hungry it's not even bothering me
July 21, 2024 at 9:52 AM
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Got my new post box delivered today. Had to have it delivered to a mate's house as wasn't sure where I'd be.
Startrack dude didn't even knock before hitting the "left in a safe place" button. On a day it's forecast to rain
It's 3 wheely bins next to a typical suburban old asbestos fence. Inbetween the last bin and a raised vegetable bed we see a large (about the size of a wheely bins) box looking very much like it's been just thrown there. For anyone interested it's a Milkcan Noosa extra-wide mailbox (in charcoal colour). Just need Davo to come and put the concrete in the ground so I can erect it
July 17, 2024 at 7:06 AM