There's more genetic diversity in Africans than in all other people on earth combined. Therefore, I consider white people to be inbred Africans, myself included.

I also haven't been invited to a family reunion since 2014. Not even the after-orgy.

At least those that weren't already garroted by Kubrick for what they did to Eyes Wide Shut.

Mehdi Hasan afer cramming for a debate:

So it's taken CNN 25 years to learn one god damn thing from the Daily Show? ffs

Yeah. For showing that FEMA is necessary when he was hired to shut it down and give all the money to white South African billionaires.

I'm 3 years older than him and, sadly, don't look much different from him. Being white, cis, het, male has been nothing but an entitlement for both of us. He's just a greedy, racist, billionaire piece of shit who should be taxed back to an income bracket that might need FEMA one day.

If Tom Homan told riddles the people around him would be dressed like the front row of a Gallagher concert.

I love you, Media Matters, but I do not envy you having to listen to this extremist horseshit day after day. Thank you for your service.

Is he literally trying not to laugh as he describes trickle-down theory that everyone knows is the grift that keeps on grifting?

Sitting in on Congressional hearings when I worked and volunteered for NGOs on Capitol Hill for five years is what taught me the difference between the 2 parties. Dems would love it if more people watched what they said and did. Repubs would get scolded by their moms if they saw their behavior.

Republicans' version of this event:

There's no such thing as a "Constitutional conservative" with the possible exception of some who've been labeled "rinos" by MAGA.

Every single one of them looks like they just had a mask pulled off them at the end of a Scooby Doo episode.

...so far.

I'm still pissed off at George for not taking care of Tom Homan after he loved and pet all those small animals to death.