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💯 but called his fucking shot on how he wanted to die and dammit if he didn't nail it.

Since the correct response to Jones' headline is "No," is this technically fulfilling the spirit (if not the letter) of Betteridge's Law? @ianbetteridge.com can I get a ruling?

I had no idea their stadium was named for the GOAT of aviation powerplant manufacturers that rules haha

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Dammit forgot my alt text. For my alt text homies I got you 🫶🏻🏜️🪱

Closing the tabs isn't enough. You have to delete your emails and then delete them again in the deleted folder and *then* reformat your hard drive. Only then, if you luck out and get a lousy forensic IT specialist assigned to your case are you possibly free and clear. Sorry bud, you're cooked.

Imagine capitulating in this moment and thinking "people will see how heroic I am."

Lake Superior will be drained and turned into Democracy Valley where dissidents to the Evans regime will be lovingly reeducated in the tenets of Evansian Democracy through daily classwork and menial labor. The Khan of the Great Plains will administer the camp in God Emperor Robert the Only's place.

I, for years, thought Donkeylips and Farva were the same actor.