So Erin, how many replies saying "they're all the same" did you get? ;-)

Oh yeah... no worries.
Radiation never kills you, it makes you a superhero.

That they think this will fix things at Target is just one more reason not to shop at Target.

There's a loophole in that law...
We are allowed to complain after our Thanksgiving if it snows here before the American Thanksgiving.

I like snow... when it comes in a paper cone and is covered in strawberry syrup.

The ending reminded me of Vogon poetry...

"Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon. See if I don't!"

- Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz

Wow, a lot of action going on there.

👀 It seems to require one getting into the right... umm... spirit.

Airborne... in whatever direction the prevailing wind is blowing.