Mettaton G. Blook
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Mettaton G. Blook
@mttcrit.bsky.social
“ My apologies, beautiful. I’m afraid I’m a bit of a nobody. “

Deltarune Mettaton.
#UTDRP #MVRP
// me too
September 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Lucky. That means you get it all to yourself. You could even rule it if you wanted.
August 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I didn’t even know we had Hell in our religion.
August 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I’m nothing but a wise and beautiful voice from up here. It would be so much worse if they could see me.
August 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Oh my, not all at once…
I… I’m doing just fine shouting from my window. It’s practice, you see, practice!
August 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Why, darling? Could it be that you enjoy my thoughts more in person…? Perhaps, the power of a live performance was stronger than I thought.
August 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Oh, it’s you. Here to hear my wisdoms? I’ve been “cross-posting” them to real life, which you can actually do by simply “yelling”.
August 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Maybe the greatest website… was actually real life?? Ha ha. Genius. I should post that.
August 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hmm… I wonder if they take online orders…
August 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
NO! Cough. I mean, I got it for free. You just can’t take freebies for granted these days. Have you seen the price of Ghost Food? …Well, no, you likely haven’t.
August 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It’s a very old TV. Ahem. Finely aged, I mean. Does Roku work when it’s old?
August 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Why not? Are the robots evil? Are they evil robots?
July 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If you find out, darling, please let me know.
July 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The slop! The slop!
July 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
[ He pulls Glam in for a kiss by his collar. Gently of course, because he’d hate to ruin such a gorgeous outfit. ]
June 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
If only I were that confident and unbothered in my youth. More teens should be like Birdy.
June 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
What can I say? I’ve always had a thing for vintage.
June 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM