Cosmo is dog
@mtsheppy.chee.gay
Renowned internet dog | National Park enthusiast | Photografur | Part time adventurer | Full time scientist
My flight got stuck holding over Phoenix for an extra half hour due to a dust storm. But at least I got a sweet light show at 14,000ft.
September 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
My flight got stuck holding over Phoenix for an extra half hour due to a dust storm. But at least I got a sweet light show at 14,000ft.
When you're sitting in the lavatory doing your business and your flight hits crazy turbulence over the New Mexico border and you trying your best to stay on the pot
September 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
When you're sitting in the lavatory doing your business and your flight hits crazy turbulence over the New Mexico border and you trying your best to stay on the pot
Never forget those who we left behind.
#MegaplexMayonnaise
#MegaplexMayonnaise
September 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Never forget those who we left behind.
#MegaplexMayonnaise
#MegaplexMayonnaise
Me and who else? We rent these bad boys and Mario Kart Double Dash around the Mall of Florida. Auntie Annie's pretzels can be thrown as green shells, and Orange Julius spills spin you out like a banana peel.
September 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Me and who else? We rent these bad boys and Mario Kart Double Dash around the Mall of Florida. Auntie Annie's pretzels can be thrown as green shells, and Orange Julius spills spin you out like a banana peel.
It begins.
(it's Sheptember, but it's fun to argue with the snow leopards)
(it's Sheptember, but it's fun to argue with the snow leopards)
September 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It begins.
(it's Sheptember, but it's fun to argue with the snow leopards)
(it's Sheptember, but it's fun to argue with the snow leopards)
Ain't no bottoming this weekend
August 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Ain't no bottoming this weekend
Love a good sunrise at 33,000ft
August 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Love a good sunrise at 33,000ft
"everyone thinks their coworkers are dumb, Cosmo. Give them some credit."
No, you don't understand, there are multiple people in my office that remove the drain plug so they can pour food down the drain. This is advanced stupid.
No, you don't understand, there are multiple people in my office that remove the drain plug so they can pour food down the drain. This is advanced stupid.
August 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"everyone thinks their coworkers are dumb, Cosmo. Give them some credit."
No, you don't understand, there are multiple people in my office that remove the drain plug so they can pour food down the drain. This is advanced stupid.
No, you don't understand, there are multiple people in my office that remove the drain plug so they can pour food down the drain. This is advanced stupid.
The $5 footlong wasn't that long ago
America has fallen
America has fallen
August 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The $5 footlong wasn't that long ago
America has fallen
America has fallen
Help. Someone take my credit card away from me
August 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Help. Someone take my credit card away from me
It's that time of year again when I start to seriously question why I live in this state.
That's 8:46 AM, just for reference.
That's 8:46 AM, just for reference.
June 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It's that time of year again when I start to seriously question why I live in this state.
That's 8:46 AM, just for reference.
That's 8:46 AM, just for reference.
Cincinnati chili is weird shit but I am here for it
June 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Cincinnati chili is weird shit but I am here for it
But side question, why are these railroad workers so sexy?
June 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
But side question, why are these railroad workers so sexy?
I've always loved the rotunda of the Cincinnati Museum Center / Union Terminal. The high dome ceiling, the art deco design, and the tile mosaic.
June 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I've always loved the rotunda of the Cincinnati Museum Center / Union Terminal. The high dome ceiling, the art deco design, and the tile mosaic.
Isle Royale National Park couldn't kill me, despite its many attempts. I'd never heard of this park before 6 months ago, but now I'm already trying to figure out how to come back.
June 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Isle Royale National Park couldn't kill me, despite its many attempts. I'd never heard of this park before 6 months ago, but now I'm already trying to figure out how to come back.
It's not a trip to the United Lounge until your knuckles get flavor blasted by the Coca Cola Freestyle machine
May 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
It's not a trip to the United Lounge until your knuckles get flavor blasted by the Coca Cola Freestyle machine
I've reached a strange point in my career where a part of me is genuinely excited to see what stupid freebie ULINE sends me.
April 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I've reached a strange point in my career where a part of me is genuinely excited to see what stupid freebie ULINE sends me.
My new band name:
Drunk In Ohio
My inspiration: good drinks at anthrohio
Drunk In Ohio
My inspiration: good drinks at anthrohio
April 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
My new band name:
Drunk In Ohio
My inspiration: good drinks at anthrohio
Drunk In Ohio
My inspiration: good drinks at anthrohio
Them: "is your species a carnivore? An herbivore?"
No, I'm a-
No, I'm a-
April 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Them: "is your species a carnivore? An herbivore?"
No, I'm a-
No, I'm a-
The Subaru dealership is playing a dangerous game with their coffee bar
March 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The Subaru dealership is playing a dangerous game with their coffee bar
My company is opening a new office in New Orleans, and apparently we're just about a half mile away from Bourbon St. *chuckles* I'm in danger
March 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My company is opening a new office in New Orleans, and apparently we're just about a half mile away from Bourbon St. *chuckles* I'm in danger
This is the most half-assed packing job I have ever seen. I am actually impressed at how few fucks were given.
March 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This is the most half-assed packing job I have ever seen. I am actually impressed at how few fucks were given.