Mark Toner
@mtoner.bsky.social
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Mark Toner
@mtoner.bsky.social
· Jan 11
It's taken me two decades, but I finally figured out how to use social media correctly.
Supermoon and shelf cloud
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Supermoon and shelf cloud
Guilty as charged.
All these people avoiding m-dashes because “AI uses them” simply means that there’s more for me!
October 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Guilty as charged.
For god's sake @nytimes.com, I was just trying to have some coffee and do Connections, not be reminded of the indignities of aging awaiting me like so many inscrutable homonyms.
October 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
For god's sake @nytimes.com, I was just trying to have some coffee and do Connections, not be reminded of the indignities of aging awaiting me like so many inscrutable homonyms.
New England, in one photo.
October 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
New England, in one photo.
That feeling when your iPhone decides to make a photo of Elizabeth, N.J. taken from a moving train your lockscreen image.
August 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
That feeling when your iPhone decides to make a photo of Elizabeth, N.J. taken from a moving train your lockscreen image.
When BeReal gets a little too surreal.
December 29, 2024 at 8:17 PM
When BeReal gets a little too surreal.
Thanks, Duo, but I think that’s wildly optimistic.
December 3, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Thanks, Duo, but I think that’s wildly optimistic.
Age yourself with your first computer.
(Ran off 5 1/4” disks the size of 45s. Wait, I just aged myself again.)
(Ran off 5 1/4” disks the size of 45s. Wait, I just aged myself again.)
November 19, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Age yourself with your first computer.
(Ran off 5 1/4” disks the size of 45s. Wait, I just aged myself again.)
(Ran off 5 1/4” disks the size of 45s. Wait, I just aged myself again.)
Sure, if the helicopter is a deadline, the explosions are typos and the pistol is a 12-year-old laptop with a space bar that sticks.
February 22, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Sure, if the helicopter is a deadline, the explosions are typos and the pistol is a 12-year-old laptop with a space bar that sticks.
It's taken me two decades, but I finally figured out how to use social media correctly.
January 11, 2024 at 2:10 AM
It's taken me two decades, but I finally figured out how to use social media correctly.
An appropriate sendoff for 2023. instagr.am/p/C1ktr0ZOdXr/
January 1, 2024 at 10:48 PM
An appropriate sendoff for 2023. instagr.am/p/C1ktr0ZOdXr/
Gate announcement that our plane is at the wrong terminal and is “being towed over” isn’t exactly one of the more confidence-inspiring things I’ve heard of late
November 30, 2023 at 2:13 AM
Gate announcement that our plane is at the wrong terminal and is “being towed over” isn’t exactly one of the more confidence-inspiring things I’ve heard of late
Sure, the nearest street with that name is 95 miles and two states away. What could possibly go wrong?
November 10, 2023 at 2:40 AM
Sure, the nearest street with that name is 95 miles and two states away. What could possibly go wrong?
A little on the nose, random banking application.
September 22, 2023 at 6:07 PM
A little on the nose, random banking application.