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mtommasini.bsky.social
@mtommasini.bsky.social
Tell us a bit about yourself. No.
Honestly…. The phrase mamma Mia isn’t spoken enough

I want to start saying that more.
May 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Feels like someone punched me in the nose. No joke
May 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
God bless Fridays and broken work phone 🙌🏼
May 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
NEVER did my boss just come over and say make sure your car is locked cause there is a creep walking around our parking lot.

Also our whole building is windows so that is ballsy.
May 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My co worker clocked in today, haven’t really seen her since. Little suspish
May 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I’m not even gonna lie, I think I have done more in the first 20 minutes of work today than all of yesterday
May 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Adult money is fun. I just bought hot pink curtains hehe
May 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Wow. The last few days have truly been emotionally draining
May 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I am now just finding out that Kevin Loves uncle founded The Beach Boys??!!!?!!
April 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
WWE is so gay.

But it’s kinda fun???!
April 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Ew. Someone is in MY seat at my restaurant. Don’t they know the regulars?????
April 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
No more midnight yapping sessions with Shaelynn on office nights.

I’m dead at work.
April 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Who knew getting Botox in your upper lip could increase your self confidence so much!!!
April 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I’m sorry… instead of some boujee place my company rented out some dive bar with $2.50 Hamms

Okay.
April 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I have officially hit one month without using any heat on my hair!!!
April 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
AHHHHHH never did i just get a thirst trap of a transformer on my TikTok fyp.
April 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Why did it take me this long to watch love on the spectrum. Why did nobody tell me!!!
April 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I don’t know if I’m a genius or just hella late to the party but I figured out the best way to rip out those tiny black demon hair bands without ripping out all my hair.

It was a good day lol
April 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Did I just buy $17 worth of little Debbie’s snacks so my coworkers and I can rank them next week? Yes.

Rankings to follow.
February 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I have no one to talk to about love is blind 😭
February 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
2:14 and the HOA finally decided to plow our street
February 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You literally cannot tell me that pink pony club isn’t the cuntiest song in the world.
February 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My job thought they solved a huge problem for us today and I got to turn around and say nope lol you actually kinda made it worse.

My boss is proud of me for catching their error.
February 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Love love love that all the sick people came to the office today 🫶🏼
February 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I’m really trying to eat better and work out more. Man is it eye opening what a serving size of cheese and salad dressing really is.
February 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM