See too many people just using it as 'Omega is a subby woman type and the alpha is the big dangerous aggressive man' binary and like... get creative good lord

Ace Beta who decides to take hormones to fake the other types for their partner who has a heat/rut to help em out
Homie helping a homie of course

I wonder what kinda zelda they're going to adapt cuz cgi zora/deku/gorons is suddenly giving me a fight or flight response

genuinely wondering wtf kind of actual 'story' you would make to make a movie out of zelda games.

The fact that they're games is kinda the appeal cuz none of the stories are like......... engaging?

Cookie cutter hero's journey movie?

Idk man just give me hot ganondorf

headphones and a foam mat to absorb the impact
Can have the dance parties \o/

OH yeah he regularly 'chokes someone out' by putting them in a choke hold but like...... I think you wake up from that as soon as O2 goes to your brain again

Imagine your family hating you so much they think you can be replaced with a fucking chatbot wearing your face

Genuinely sitting here, vibing, making persimmon jam
Suddenly incest arc

TRICKY TRICKY WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

I'll just keep watching for the plot I assume will be Deb having a mental breakdown and then she can blame her shit therapist for putting the incest idea into her brain

Deb had it too good with old man Lundy, bring back the old man

Would not be surprised if that little freak turned into a serial killer too

Dexter: I'm so evil, so dark, a monster
His colleagues: Just shot another dude to death ah well yolo

Girl your kill count might be higher but you're not working with normal people either

Rich healthy people issues
When my appendix blows I literally do not care what hospital helps me as long as they help me